WHEEE

[snarkitysnarks]

I have to bolt out of Starfleet in a minute because class is starting soon, but I just got an email and

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[sabotabby]

I KNEW YOU WOULD

I MEAN EVEN IF THE REQUIREMENT WAS MORE THAN BEING HUMAN

REWARD WITH VACATION, OBV.

[snarkitysnarks]

I'm not sure how I passed if the requirement was being human.

Vacation is not something that is up to me right now. D: I need to reward myself with something small and manageable.

[corwin77]

Buy yourself a monkey!

[snarkitysnarks]

I....I do not like monkeys.

And now all I can think about is the monkey that gets its face chopped off in Cannibal Holocaust.

....perhaps I will reward myself with a book on cannibalism.

[corwin77]

That sounds delicious...I mean delightful. I don't eat people.

[snarkitysnarks]

I time my cannibalism reading rather badly. I always seem to be in the anthropology section of the library right before lunch, so at the same time that I'm thinking "I should swing by and look at the cannibalism books" I'm also thinking "man, I am so hungry."

[serenity_winner]

TORTURE CHEKHOV

[snarkitysnarks]

It's somewhat disturbing that you know me well enough to suggest this.

.....yes but this is something I would do anyway