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[snarkophone]

THE CONEY ISLAND BATTING RANGE IS GONE.

I think I just died of a broken heart.

Comments

WHAT ???? ??!!!?!?!!!!!

[magnolienbaum]

you have got to be kidding.

please say you're kidding.

please?

Re: WHAT ???? ??!!!?!?!!!!!

[snarkophone]

I could not make up an april fool's joke this heartless.

It's gone. It and the gokarts too. It's horrible.

Re: WHAT ???? ??!!!?!?!!!!!

[magnolienbaum]

vicious. vicious, vicious, vicious.

my summer plans basically consisted of batting with you. now we need new summer plans.

[4evermore]

WHAT???? Seriously, what the hell? Are there plans to put it up somewhere else? Who decides shit like this that we can holler at?

[snarkophone]

Please feel free to enact any means of retribution onto Joseph Sitt and Thor Equities, the owner and development corporation that are turning Coney into resorts and condos.

I knew this was happening, but I thought they were waiting until the end of the summer to begin any demolition.

[surblimity]

That is so awful! I thought they were waiting til the end of the summer, too.

Such bullshit. Evil fucking developers!

[quote_unquote]

NO!
i was gonna go today, it being all sorts of special and a historic day and all. i really hope it's just a joke and they'll put it all back tomorrow.
i thought this was gonna be the last season for everything and they wouldnt start tearing shit up till at least september

[milosh]

that is so, so, so sad. i was getting so excited about riding my bike out ocean parkway... which i can clearly still do, but... :(