Artist on the Horizon

[snarky_parky]

So, things are...

You know what? They're brilliant. Fucking BRILLIANT. I don't need him. I don't need anyoneBefore Theo and I... broke up... I took up a new hobby. It was suggested a while ago. "Anger management" or some bollocks. Anyway, I've taken up watercolour painting! It takes up a lot of my time now, which is good, because this holiday has

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[serpent_sexgod]

You. Will. Die.

"Draco With An Axe In His Hand" sounds brilliant.

[snarky_parky]

"Draco With The Sharp End Of An Axe In His Hand" is definitely one I'll be considering.

Have you been enjoying my latest works of art, darling?

[serpent_sexgod]

I'll be doing that to you, yes.

I hate you. I really, honestly do.

[snarky_parky]

What happened to all that "I don't hate you, Pansy" bullshit you were feeding me a month ago? I didn't think that mask would stay on for long, and it looks like I was right.

[grabbe4cake]

Can you paint a stil life pourtrate of a bowel of fruit....deep fried...with whip cream?

Or make one. i Think I'm just hungry.

[snarky_parky]

Unless the "bowel" of fruit is maiming Draco in a way that results in an extensive amount of bloodloss on his part, I wouldn't waste my time.

Make your own, you uselss food vacuum.

[grabbe4cake]

no...dont think Malfoy would like that.

you spelt uselss rong Im sure it was an assdent but eh

[behind_the_scar]

Um...

I never really realised it before, but this definitely um... helped.

Pansy, dear, I'm afraid you have an unhealthy obsession with erm... harming my boyfriend.

But you painted his things green? That was rather nice of you.

[serpent_sexgod]

..............................................

[behind_the_scar]

... what? I thought you liked green.

[serpent_sexgod]

Not painted on all my things.