So,
terriaminute wants to know the answers to these questions. Actually, I'm pretty sure she already knows my answers. Maybe the rest of you don't, so without further ado:
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. I've been married to Mr Snaz for seven years. We are rarely serious.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. All I ever really wanted was to be older (seriously, folks, my twenties were a trial) and hopefully wiser. And I wanted to find love and not be quite so unattractive. And now, I'm living the dream!
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Strangely, I'm not all that interested in being talented. Can I wish for a super power instead? In which case I want instantaneous teleportation.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. A chocolate mint milkshake from Steak and Shake.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Tomatoes. That's really a fruit, isn't it? Okay, potatoes in any way, shape or form.
6) What was the last book you read?
A. Wicked. Which I only tried to read, but couldn't manage to slog through. Next up in the big pile o' books-in-waiting: "Pretties" by Scott Westerfeld.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Cancer, but I fall on a cusp. My birthday is exactly one week before
terriaminute's
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Two piercings in each ear.
9) Worst Habit?
A. Oh, heavens, too many to mention. I'm going to go with being late for absolutely everything.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. But of course.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Not really a sports fan. And if I may go on a bit of a rant here, I believe professional sports are fundamentally wrong. Why are people paying large amounts of money and spending large amounts of time watching other people play? If a person likes a sport, they should play it themselves. Otherwise, what's the point?
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Cautiously optimistic.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Share the emergency M&Ms I keep in my purse and complain about the situation.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Junior high.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I won't go to sleep unless all the closet doors are closed.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. Three cats, Allison, Frank, and Sharra.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. Come on in and make yourself at home. You know where stuff is.
18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. I thought you were Ann. You were all the way across the room and I am notoriously unobservant.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Depends. Mostly, they are kind of creepy.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. I'd get rid of those saddlebags that have been plaguing me since I was fourteen.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Your conscience. Yeah, I'm no fun.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Sort of a grayish blue. They change color depending on what I wear.
23) Ever been arrested?
A. Nope.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Bottle.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Give it to my mom.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. My house. Sad, but true.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Not really, but if I ever meet one I'll change my mind.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Lately, I've been plopping in front of the TV and watching HGTV for hours on end.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. Less than I used to, more than I'd like to.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. People who won't SCOOT THE HELL UP at stop lights so that the folks behind them can get into the left turn lane.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Ambivalent.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. Nope. I'll take a sense of humor and a good amount of adoration over romance any day.
35) Do you believe in God?
A. Yes, but it's okay if you don't.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Here you go.
My apologies to those who got this before I put the cut tags in.