So I hear that the Scientologists are going to start handing out Super Powers to their members. I may just have to sign up; I mean, I've always wanted electron manipulation powers, and I could totally outclass all the useless comic villains who squander their mastery of electricity. I think I'd use the powers to buy an electric car and totally ( Read more... )

Haven't posted in well over a 'coon's age, so I figured I would. Danielle and I just got back from our cruise to the Western Caribbean. We went through Royal Caribbean because Danielle had such a great time on her other cruise, and we figured getting away for a week would do us both good. So we visited Belize, Costa Maya Mexico, Cozumel Mexico, ( Read more... )

Took Spider to the vet the other day to determine how her health was. It was determined by the testing that she probably had cancer. For the next couple of days we were giving her Pregnizone or however you spell it, but she kept getting worse. Today, she couldn't walk, and, while she made the effort of eating, it just wasn't happening. After a ( Read more... )

Christmas was awesome. Got to meet Joshua's girl, Jen, who seems loud, jesusy, and very nice. Surprised a lot of people in Brunswick with gifts that they most certainly weren't expecting, and Sally even cried when we gave her her scarf. Finished the night off going to a graveyard to visit the family long gone, which I believe weirded out a ( Read more... )

1) List ten things you want to say to people but know you never will ( Read more... )

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So lots of things going on. On the plus side, went to Wal-mart at 5am yesterday, trucked through a couple thousand people, and got discounted DSs, a camera about 75% off, and some poop. Been having some chillin times with my peeps, yo. I mean, uh, I've yet engaged in a conflagration :) of witty reparte concerning matters of current import with a ( Read more... )

Insert open-source ego into USM port and stir lightly until cosmopolitan sharpshooting candle beads send transient xenophobes to modem. Blink, then miss. Eyebrow raise, come to think of it, my time COULD be better spent earning a degree and sitting in front of blank screens for chestnuts and nautical donkeys. Put one on the night shirt hood- ( Read more... )

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at ( Read more... )

I smell danger on the wind...