so... cory theorized that oprah is really lavarr burton in drag... to which i said no way... but then he said, "really!?!?!? tell me... WHERE IS LAVARR BURTON???" i could not answer... he said, "her husband lives in a separate house and she live with another woman!!! she's a lesbian" to which i said, "no, that totally backs up your theory that she ( Read more... )

didja know that 1(866)COMCAST is a sex hotline and 1(800)COMCAST is the customer service hotline...??? hahaha...

- retarded ( Read more... )

beef jerky, sparks, and mickey's on melrose...

you know what i'm talkin bout...

mischief.
mayhem.
soap.

shit man... i haven't used this journal forever.. and i have so much random sit to say..

- been smoking too much...
- 8 essential vitamins and minerals...
- they're fucking scene to be seen...
- if you're talking like snoop dogg, would you say "muzzle" or "mizzle" if you were trying to say "muzzle?"
- ykk is still the shit ( Read more... )

<3= human love
E>= robot love

if you change the first letters of topher grace's name around, it would be gopher trace...

and where the fuck is my nigguh jeff at...??? did he die??? we need to chill ayy ess ayy pee niggies™!!!

gimmee hugs... i hug back...

edigawa rambo...

*#06#

i need minutes...

fuckin a...