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1. If I were a planet, I would be: mercury; SMALL AND HOT. haha, i'm hilarious.
2. If I were a month, I would be: may (sasquatch and late-spring, mmm).
3. If I were a day of the week, I would be: thursday.
4. If I were a time of day, I would be: early morning.
5. If I were a sea animal, I would be: a clam
6. If I were a direction, I would be: northwest.
7. If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: an old wooden table
8. If I were a sin, I would be: lust, obviously.
9. If I were a historical figure, I would be: marie antoinette.
10. If I were a liquid, I would be: coffee.
11. If I were a stone, I would be: petrified wood, does that count?
12. If I were a tree, I would be: pine
13. If I were a bird, I would be: an owl.
14. If I were a tool, I would be: a saw.
15. If I were a flower/plant, I would be: rhododendron.
16. If I were a kind of weather, I would be: misty rain.
18. If I were an animal, I would be: a bear.
19. If I were a color or shade, I would be: dark grey.
20. If I were an emotion, I would be: discouraged
21. If I were a vegetable, I would be: cucumber
22. If I were a sound, I would be: a heartbeat
23. If I were an element, I would be: earth
24. If I were a car, I would be: an old bug.
25. If I were a song, I would be: the moon by the microphones.
26. If I were a movie, I would be directed by: wes anderson.
27. If I were a book, I would be written by: salinger, even though i wish i could say kerouac.
28. If I were a food, I would be: sushi.
29. If I were a place, I would be: my basement in tacoma.
30. If I were a material, I would be: cotton.
31. If I were a taste, I would be: bitter.
32. If I were a scent, I would be: basil.
33. If I were a word, I would be: warm.
34. If I were a body part, I would be: a nose.
35. If I were a facial expression, I would be: content
36. If I were a subject in school, I would be: literature
37. If I were a cartoon character, I would be: the mouse in goodbye chunky rice
38. If I were a shape, I would be: a square, not because i am one, although i probably am.
2. If I were a month, I would be: may (sasquatch and late-spring, mmm).
3. If I were a day of the week, I would be: thursday.
4. If I were a time of day, I would be: early morning.
5. If I were a sea animal, I would be: a clam
6. If I were a direction, I would be: northwest.
7. If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: an old wooden table
8. If I were a sin, I would be: lust, obviously.
9. If I were a historical figure, I would be: marie antoinette.
10. If I were a liquid, I would be: coffee.
11. If I were a stone, I would be: petrified wood, does that count?
12. If I were a tree, I would be: pine
13. If I were a bird, I would be: an owl.
14. If I were a tool, I would be: a saw.
15. If I were a flower/plant, I would be: rhododendron.
16. If I were a kind of weather, I would be: misty rain.
18. If I were an animal, I would be: a bear.
19. If I were a color or shade, I would be: dark grey.
20. If I were an emotion, I would be: discouraged
21. If I were a vegetable, I would be: cucumber
22. If I were a sound, I would be: a heartbeat
23. If I were an element, I would be: earth
24. If I were a car, I would be: an old bug.
25. If I were a song, I would be: the moon by the microphones.
26. If I were a movie, I would be directed by: wes anderson.
27. If I were a book, I would be written by: salinger, even though i wish i could say kerouac.
28. If I were a food, I would be: sushi.
29. If I were a place, I would be: my basement in tacoma.
30. If I were a material, I would be: cotton.
31. If I were a taste, I would be: bitter.
32. If I were a scent, I would be: basil.
33. If I were a word, I would be: warm.
34. If I were a body part, I would be: a nose.
35. If I were a facial expression, I would be: content
36. If I were a subject in school, I would be: literature
37. If I were a cartoon character, I would be: the mouse in goodbye chunky rice
38. If I were a shape, I would be: a square, not because i am one, although i probably am.