Passport Problems

Jun 11, 2008 12:54

Name: Passport Problems
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairing: Shindong x Heechul
Rating: 14+
Words: 475
Notes: For shindong_weekly's prompt, passport.


When Eeteuk steps into the apartment the scene before him is the last thing he expects to see.

Heechul is laughing so hard he’s almost choking and Donghae has a look of amazement in his eyes as he watches Shindong try desperately to grab the passport out of Eunhyuk’s hands.

“Give it to me!” Shindong exclaims as he reaches out again for the passport. Eunhyuk grins and avoids Shindong’s grasp as he holds the passport in the air.

“What’s going on?”

Everyone freezes and Shindong nearly falls flat on his face as he stops himself mid lunge.

“Do I even want to know what’s going on?” Eeteuk mutters to himself as he sighs at the scene before him.

“They won’t give me back my passport!” Shindong finally cries and the chaos erupts once again.

“Everyone needs to see this beauty!” Eunhyuk exclaims and dodges another attack from Shindong.

“You really have to see it,” Heehcul managers to get out between maniacal laughter.

“It’s the best passport photo ever,” Dongae says with wonder.

As Eunhyuk waves the passport in the air Eeteuk snatches it and flips it open.

“Hyung, please give it back,” Shindong says with a look of despair on his face as he turns his attention to Super Junior’s leader.

Eeteuk doesn’t know what to say.

“Doesn’t it look like a creepy girl with long hair just crawled out of the TV and is coming to get him?” Donghae says with a giggle.

“I think it looks like someone just shoved their fingers up his ass,” Eunhyuk says with a nod.

Heechul can only laugh.

“Shindong... this has got to be the worst passport picture I’ve ever seen.”

Shindong groans and falls to the floor.

“How did you even manage to make a face like this?” Eeteuk asks.

Heechul only laughs louder and this time Eunhyuk and Donghae join in.

Eeteuk looks at Shindong.

“It was his fault,” Shindong growls as he points at Heechul.

“I should have known... What did you do this time Heechul?”

“He’s standing behind the photographer, right, ‘cause he just had his picture taken for our new passports. He’s standing there and he... and he... he’s Heechul!” Shindong’s voice is loud and full of sorrow that only one that has been pranked by Heechul can obtain.

Donghae regains his composure and explains the rest to Eeteuk, “Heechul whipped out his cock and started to jerk off.”

Eeteuk makes a face much like the one in Shindong’s passport.

“Never again Heechul!” Shindong exclaims as he grabs the passport from Eeteuk and storms out of the room.

“Yah! Hey! You got a free blow job on the way home in the subway! You have no right to complain!” Heechul yells.

Eeteuk wonders how Super Junior managed to debut, the world really isn’t ready for them.

pairing: shindong x heechul, suju: heechul, fandom:super junior, suju: shindong, !shindong weekly, suju: eunhyuk, suju: donghae, suju: eeteuk

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