life sucks
read the subject. i had a good weekend but it all ended once i got to school.. yeah its almost overr
stole this from nikki
How Asian are you?
(considering 99.99% of the people who own xangas are AzN join in the survey!).
bold means true
1. Your mother has a short-haired, curly perm.
2. Your dad is some sort of engineer.
3. Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15.
4. You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing.
5. You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.
6. You shop 99 Ranch.
7. Everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from. yeah ignorant fuckers. get it straight
8. You've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life. no only the best hair hurrr
9. Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids. sometimes
10. You've had to sit through karaoke videos with scantily clad, ugly Asian women attempting to dance and walk around a temple, forest, or library.
11. Your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage."
12. You drive mostly Japanese cars.
13. You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom. yea-yahhhh
14. You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs. (it seems weird to other people but to me it isn't...dog)
15. At least once, you've started a joke with "Confucius say...."
16. You know what bok choy is.
17. You've gotten little red envelopes around February.
18. Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back, and closet doors. worddddddd
19. You hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah!) every time someone calls you (e.g. Jean - ee - yah! or Mary - yah!).
20. You have no eyelashes. (yaya.. cut everyones eyelashess!!! grrrr for me :( )
21. Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc...
22. Your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin.
23. The Bio lectures on marine life (seaweed, sea cucumbers, octopii) was last night's dinner.
24. Your ancestors 1000 generations back invented the back scratcher.
25. At least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses.
26. Your parents hover over your tired, caffeine-drugged body at 12 midnight to say, "In Korea (or other native country), we studied even more." (minus the caffeine drugged body at 12 midnight part, its ture but in tagalog)
27. Your parents expect you'll be best friends with anyone off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian. yeah
28. An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother?" Well then, "Is it your sister?"
29. Your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both. mine smells like incense lol
30. Your parents say, "Calculus? I took Calculus in 8th grade!" they don't say it but they prob did.
31. Everyone thinks you're good at math. haha i am
32. Your grandparents' vocabulary is filled with "ai-yahs, and Wah's
33. You like $1.75 movies.
34. You like $1.50 movies even more.
35. Your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks, and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange, and the ever popular lime green. yeah they get me size 10 clothes (little girls) thinking that i am still 5 or overly large clothes thinking im overweight
36. Your parents insist you marry within your race. i dont think so
37. You never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork, or any other imitation of oriental food. ( i always doo)
38. You either really, really want to go to UCI or really, really want to stay away from it.
39. Your parents have never kissed you.
40. Your parents have never kissed each other.
41. You learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents. haha yeah i was like what the hell.. i dont even think my parents know the bees and the birds.. they just tell me "hanky panky"
42. "You want a stereo?! When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!"
43. People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to translate. hahah
44. You have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle." (in tagalog, i do) (everyone is my uncle and aunt)
45. You have 12+ aunts and uncles. (how about 12million)
46. At expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert. no i eat large bitchh
47. Your grandma simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat anyway. It's still good." no my mom does (used to)
48. The vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses. Thick glasses. not thick!!
49. You will most likely be taller than your parent/s. no i have tall parents!
50. Your parents have either made you play the piano, the violin, or both. yeah thats fucked up
51. You get nothing if you do well in school, but crapped on if you don't. "its expected"
52. When going to other people's houses, you always have to bring a gift.
53. Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
54. Part of your family [Uncle or Aunts etc.] owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both. yuhpppppp durrr
55. Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV.
56. The furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations, or any of the rest of the furniture.
57. You have rocks, sticks, leaves, and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
58. You own a rice cooker or two. (yea, i eat rice with every meal)
59. You buy soy sauce by the gallon.
60. Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
61. Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
62. Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can"grow into it" and wear it for years to come. no. lol