good, clean, morbid

[snerkleface]

Q: What's red, white, and silver and runs into walls?

A: A baby with forks in its eyes!

Ha!

Okay, really, I'm horribly sorry If you think dead baby jokes are disgusting.

Comments

[heartofkudzu]

you TOTALLY have emo hair. trust me.

[snerkleface]

Well, it means you have emo hair, too.

[heartofkudzu]

no, i totally don't. i have shaggy, stupid, ugly hair with no definite style. YOU have emo hair. it's cute, though. it fits you, because you are SO EMO. i want to get my hair cut, though. just to make it look a little better. what i really want, though, is some sort of magic hair-growth potion. i'm sick of the in-between!

[snerkleface]

I want magic hair-growth potions, too. That would be awesome. And your hair is cute, a little shaggy, but cute.

I'm not SO EMO. Maybe a bit, but not SO. :|

[heartofkudzu]

and i laughed out loud at that dead baby joke!!

[snerkleface]

I know, isn't it great? I feel kinda bad for laughing at dead baby jokes sometimes, but what can you do?

[heartofkudzu]

i can only take dead baby jokes in small doses, or not think about them very much, because then i get really disturbed.

[snerkleface]

Yeah, same here.

[bustymctits]

You're an awful person!

Bum flaps are gay. You've always had punk or emo hair. Quit being in denial.

HAHA MAYA'S A PLAY-ER! I'd be kind of mad had she said that to me...

[see_savagery]

A good friend of mine asked me out, but I completely ignored all logic in turn for saying yes. What followed just turned out to be a compromising, awkward situation...I commend you for doing what you felt was right.

Oh oh!

Q: What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.