John Mayer, please let this be youe coolest April Fools joke of the past 3 years.

John Mayer and Maroon 5, Friday August 20th...Tweeter Center, Mansfield.

Be there.

Dear Clay Aiken,

I don't want this to come out wrong...but...I hate you. The song you sang tonight really blew and frankly, I think you're stealing all my women.

Thanks,

Mark

P.S. Tell Thom Yorke that he too is a bitch.

Appearing Live At The EGHS Lock-In.

Anyone bringing a digital camera tomorrow?

Madison wanted me to bring my video camera tomorrow so she could "be funny". I'm gonna "forget it". Wow, quotation overload.

T minus 3 Days, 9 hours, and 19 minutes until the musical event of the season.

I'm tired...but the Matt Nathanson interview went great.

Barbara Walters just said orgasms. I can't control my laughter right now.

See, I don't watch The View...I don't hear her say that everyday.

Oh my...

Barbara Walters is hosting a show about sex on ABC. Ewww. And you thought my mood was uncomfortable 2 minutes ago...

What’s up everyone? I know I haven’t updated in forever but you know…I get side tracked. Florida has been pretty uneventful (minus 70 year old bras) and I also got a terrible sunburn. (Which is very gruesome…not Passion of Christ gruesome but more like Michael Jackson mug shot gruesome.) Sweet. I’ll write more Sunday. Anyway, random thoughts ( Read more... )