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[snickermatt]

christ, I hate this guy James because he's 1) selfish and 2) really obvious when he's jealous. So the other day, a girl he fancies (Claire) said she was going on a date and he was like "I can't BELIEVE you're going out with a bloke you met in a CLUB" and I was all "er, what - everybody does it. At least, I do" to save her being embarrassed

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[snickermatt]

if I was a loser I'd be the goddamn best loser, the best at losing, the LOSING KING; I'd make even YOU look like a winner.