I'm so SHITE at chess. I try to play it during work and I'm trying to play it now but, frankly, I'm abysmal. Really godawful. It's a shite game anyway. I've just lost once more ( Read more... )

oh lordy, so I went to the old gym at 9pm to avoid the crowds, and they were there anyway. I ran 3k, cycled 10k and it didn't really have an effect. A real bonus in one way, but it just means I didn't get any fitter today. BUT, and this if pure fucking disgusting man, I actually wrang my t-shirt out. It's obviously soft, strong, and long and ( Read more... )

doing a search for Females / Single / 20-24 / Russia on faceparty.com is basically like typing in FITTIE into the search engine; but, of course, you can't DO THAT because you need "COOL TOOLS" which, at an oturageous £25 a year, aren't so cool. However, I'm quite impressed that there are lots of Russians on there and now I'll set about -while at ( Read more... )

I REMEMBER. And actually, it's not useful or interesting, but it was a CLASSIC JOKE ( Read more... )

och man, fuckin' hate this like, pure do, like Hanson, och, man, pure sexy, like, Zach, fuckin' wasted these nigga niggaz BO! man. I PURE FUCKIN MAN LOVE DARREN HAYES. SEX AND VOICEMAIL RUUUUULE. Fuckin'. Och, I pure fuckin' forgot to mind my nabber Irn Bru... I would nae be fuckin' complete, man, wi'out ye ( Read more... )

I'M HIGHLY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW ( Read more... )

woo, I got a job today ( Read more... )

I was just discussing ghosts and religion with my dad (inspired by Women's lunch, or whatever it's called) and he said:

"Why can't one be Christian AND open-minded?"

Ahahaha.

Good question - why can't you?

oh my god. Well, a few days ago I went for lunch with my friend James and some of his work colleagues were there. One is a fashion student / model called Emma. Anyway, last night I was talking wit h him and he said "ah matt man, you should meet up with her again because she likes you. She thinks you're really nice and good looking too". And ( Read more... )

a really flattering thing just happened to me! But it's one of those things that, though flattering, never quite works out the way you want. Sometimes it's cack like that. For example, today I bet on some sure-fire winners on the hosses but neither came in. You're certain it can only go your way, but it doesn't. But I've learnt to mock this ( Read more... )