Hey me too! About number 4, anyway. I was even dressed as Mario, and if that doesn't make the ladies and jealous fellahs want to talk to me, I don't know what does.
I went to a party a couple weeks ago where I knew exactly 2 people out of lets say... 30, and a very loud, obnoxious girl yelled at me and demanded I tell her my name. Later I found the comfortable-chair equiped part of the place and played a drinking game with the diet pepsi I brought with me.
Anyway, people not comming up and spontaniously talking to you isn't really social akwardness. A better example would be someone saying something to you, and you breaking out in a cold sweat and running away after several seconds of silence on your part. Or maybe if you constantly insisted on terrible conversation starters like "Is it just me, or does my left armpit stink more than my right one?" or "Have you noticed that by your third or fourth victim, murder just looses some of it's thrill?" Actually I take that back, that last one is an awesome conversation starter.
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(But then he went away)
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Anyway, people not comming up and spontaniously talking to you isn't really social akwardness. A better example would be someone saying something to you, and you breaking out in a cold sweat and running away after several seconds of silence on your part. Or maybe if you constantly insisted on terrible conversation starters like "Is it just me, or does my left armpit stink more than my right one?" or "Have you noticed that by your third or fourth victim, murder just looses some of it's thrill?" Actually I take that back, that last one is an awesome conversation starter.
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