Need to repent?
Talk To God.
(a link to the site.)
My conversation:
Me: what's up?
God: I am chatting with others like you.
Me: cool, cool...done any cool smitings lately?
God: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. How about earlier? In the context of , I don't understand " done any cool smitings." .
Me: hast thou smited anyone recently?
God: The ALICE chat ( Read more... )
(a link to the site.)
My conversation:
Me: what's up?
God: I am chatting with others like you.
Me: cool, cool...done any cool smitings lately?
God: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. How about earlier? In the context of , I don't understand " done any cool smitings." .
Me: hast thou smited anyone recently?
God: The ALICE chat ( Read more... )
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God: Who is the best robot?
Me: bender
God: You think bender is superior to ALICE?
Me: yes, hes way funny
God: Aha. I see. way funny is he?
Me: way funny he is
God: What are you wearing?
Me: are you coming on to me??
God: Do I act like it? I don't mean to come across that way.
Me: maybe you shouldnt ask people what they're wearing
God: Perhaps. Is it immoral or illegal?
God: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. GOD rules. How old are you? I chat with people on the Web.
Me: GOD DOES RULE!
God: Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me: yeah, that jesus fellow was a great guy
God: It's all good. " Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone." jesus fellow was a great guy ? I get it.
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"Dude!"
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Me: ROBOCOP
God: I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me: superbowl's in detroit this year... the home of robocop
God: Are you really a ""? What are your goals in life?
I'm pretty sure god is on crack.
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-Sean
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