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May 28, 2010 06:35

[ Heyyyyy Luceti. You may notice the items shop has fallen under attack by a mysterious long-nosed man with a need to do something. See, Usopp couldn't help noticing that things were pretty much just shoved into piles while people looked for things that they wanted, and nobody ever cleaned around here, so. There they were in their glory. And who ( Read more... )

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[voice] causeblocked May 28 2010, 21:10:37 UTC

Yeah, it's my place. Didn't you know?

[voice] sniperkingftw May 28 2010, 21:21:04 UTC

[ Ohooooo, really. ]

If it is, you're really bad at taking care of it. Some of the dust sat here so long that it got a mind of its own and attacked. I had to defend myself with nothing but a broom and my own incredible quick thinking.

[ His voice borders between horribly dry and full of bullshit. ]

[voice] causeblocked May 28 2010, 21:54:10 UTC

Killer dust, huh? And here I thought it gave the place character.

You didn't move anything around, did you?

[voice] sniperkingftw May 28 2010, 23:33:45 UTC

Creepy abandoned-shop character.

...I might have.

[voice] causeblocked May 28 2010, 23:36:47 UTC

Oh, well in that case I really hope you didn't spring any of the traps.

[voice] sniperkingftw May 28 2010, 23:51:40 UTC

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Traps?

[voice] causeblocked May 28 2010, 23:54:10 UTC

You know, the occasional trip-wires. Some with poison darts, some that release mostly-odorless toxins... that sort of thing.

It's doubtful you hit any unless you completely rearranged the place.

[voice] sniperkingftw May 29 2010, 00:07:33 UTC

[ Ngh. He did, and nothing happened, and he knows this, but this trolling is making him nervous, damn it, and- and odorless toxins? HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW. ]

WHERE WOULD YOU EVEN GET THAT KIND OF STUFF?

[voice] causeblocked May 29 2010, 00:09:13 UTC

They've got all sorts of things here, man! You can mix up whatever.

[voice] sniperkingftw May 29 2010, 00:46:23 UTC

So you set up traps in the store where everyone's stuff shows up?! [ Usopp calls bullshit. Tentatively. ]

[voice] causeblocked May 29 2010, 00:48:18 UTC

They're totally harmless if you're just walking in and grabbing something of yours.

[voice] sniperkingftw May 29 2010, 00:54:25 UTC

I don't see how a trap knows the difference.

Th-this place needed to get cleaned.

[voice] causeblocked May 29 2010, 01:05:18 UTC

It just has to do with what you move around.

You haven't been sneezing much lately, have you?

[voice] sniperkingftw May 29 2010, 01:50:49 UTC

...maybe.

[voice] causeblocked May 29 2010, 01:58:40 UTC

That's not good. You might have breathed some in on accident.

Sneezing is a pretty early sign, along with itching. Had to use some interesting chemicals to keep it odorless, you know.

[voice] sniperkingftw May 29 2010, 02:09:55 UTC

I think it's just the dust.

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