Did one of you post this rat through my door last night? I found it burrowing in my underpants, with a note attached to its tail reading "CONSIDERABLY BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU, SNIVELLUS. AHAHA". Thought it might sound familiar.
It's dead now. It head-butted my shovel. Four times. Thought you'd like to know.
I thought I'd nail him to Sirius' scrotum if I'm in the area any time soon. What do you think?
Byeee.