Opening Day

[snl_bound_hobo]

today was the hardest i've ever laughed in my entire life. i know i say that a lot, but i can guarantee that i've never laughed so hard that i fell off a chair and convulsed on the floor for 5 minutes straight. i can thank amanda and a very friendly robot vacuum cleaner for that. opening day definately lived up to its standards. highlights under

Comments

[littlebill666]

there are no words. none. i must marry you, i just must.

[snl_bound_hobo]

i'm ok with that. but aren't u going to marry the sherbert or the robot? u must decide, u can't have all 3 of us

[littlebill666]

what about the leopard lady from panera? i saw her checkin me out a few times. shudda gotten her number tho...damnit...

[snl_bound_hobo]

LMAO u should go back and be like "hey, i just want you to know that i've never seen a more attractive woman in my life..."

[_____she]

i miss millar so much!
fuck damon who cares
pedro^
atleast we still have v-tek, manny, and big pappi :]

[snl_bound_hobo]

out of everyone we've traded and gotten rid of, the only one i really really miss is kevin millar. he was the best :(

yeah, the day we trade tek i might just stop watching baseball all together...or move to whichever city he goes to

[djr62289]

I actually think my nicknames are quite sophisticated, thank you

pooooooor roomba :(

great day :)

[snl_bound_hobo]

ORTS!? that is not sophisticated! lol

roomba saw way more than it ever should have...

BEST day :)

[okonnor]

LMFAO @ the text convo.

God. I honestly have not laughed harder in my life.
Opening Day was just as good as I hoped it would be.
Just reading those highlights made me laugh out loud.

I love us.

[snl_bound_hobo]

that was the best day of my life. we have to do something like that again soon.

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