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i will be home this weekend in honor of ms. angela maree petriting. i arrive via airplane satiddy afteynoon, wearing halloween costume (goth juliet, frankie style) and leave tuesdy afteynoon in time to return to my political mecca to watch the votes roll in. i'm not kidding when i say that this weekend will be all about "rocking" so get ready to ( Read more... )

Rest in peace, webmail.kent.edu... rest in peace.

i feel like smoking cigarettes

i caught myself laughing aloud at sabrina the teenage witch! whilst bemoaning this fact, i caught myself laughing out loud at tim the tool man taylor!

which is worse... the fact that i laughed at these shows, or the fact that i was watching them in the first place?

i did my laundry and it cost nine bone notes, in quarter form!

when i posted that, my computer made a sound like this. "BOINK."

dc breaks my bank! but you can get a doubleshot for like $1.60 which is unheard of in ohio ( Read more... )

how does one contact burley??? someone needs to tell him how i got free chipotle the other day!!!

and how do i add friends to this thing? it won't lemme.

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here at the national center we receive many e-mails each day about relevant medical issues, such as one such e-mail that i just received about enlarging the size of my schlong. it was addressed to "pompadour daddy." you will all now refer to me as such. huzzah!