I said I want sharks with friggin' laser beams on their head,not dolphins with toxic darts!

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Have you ever come across something so absurd, so wierd, and so freaking surreal that it just broguht tears to your eyes? Not even like your laughing, you just sit there with your mouth open and tears start streaming down your face. It's like an as of yet un-nammed emotional response to something bizzare beyond words.

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Kimmie, I have to admit something. That was me. I painted my face white and put on a wig and laid in your back seat all night until the opportunity presented itself. You were so paralyzed with fear that you didn't notice me lay back down. I'm still in your backseat.