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[snoochieboochys]

So tonight I was bowling and this six-year old girl in the lane next to me bowled better than I did by about 100 points, so naturally, I challenged her to a hamburger eating contest. I said "Bet you can't top this, little girl" and ate four hamburgers in a row. Bitch got to her fifth hamburger but started choking and convulsing and the ambulance

Comments

[mutpanazca]

Were these like McDonalds Hamburgers or like huge quarter pounders?

[viciousvxnlaura]

Now, Ellie, that was just inappropriate. The appropriate response to that little girl would be to of course slap her across the face and say "at least im getting some, virgin"