I'm assuming you not finishing right away is why LJ thinks this is backdated from yesterday afternoon. XD

Still, many props to the limericks, John. ^_^

I remember in high school once I became the temporary hero of one of my English classes for reading aloud a limerick I'd written (using, yes, the old Nantucket starter) that included the line "He told his wife 'you can suck it!'" ;)