The Greatest Story Ever Told
Ok I almost forgot I had a livejournal for a little bit and then I had this dreams last night. Keep In mind I was sick for a day or two over the weekend so this may contribute to how weird and random it was but also keep in mind that I have a massive fear of zombies.
It stared off as me and somebody else (it was either Jean Claude Van Dam or Matt Mullins, I forget) was kidnapped and was in some weird vampire cult house. Well they were about to turn us into vampires or something before me and the other person started fighting them off. The only problem was that they were super agile so I would try to throw them and they would just land on their feet. We figured out a way to throw them out the windows that were blocked out so they would land in the sun and explode. After we fight our way out we go down to the basement where members of the X-Men were hiding. Beast, Wolverine, Rogue, Storm and Cyclops were there and so was Sabertooth were all in the basement hiding. Everybody was sick with some kind of infection except for Wolverine, Sabertooth and Rogue (because she would absorb Wolverine and Sabretooths healing powers). Suddenly Beast (who was working on a cure for the virus) collapses and apologizes for not being able to find a cure. His skin and muscles melt but then he regenerates into this weird mix of robot and zombie Beast. He is strapped to the bed and we begin hearing a loud thud noise coming closer and closer. Just as Beast flips out and breaks out of the restraints Colossus comes through the wall and is also not infected because of his impenetrable metal shell (even though I think in the comics he was infected at one point with something, but I digress) and begins fighting Zombie/Cyborg (Zomborg?) Beast out into the streets and kills him with the help of Juggernaut. Me and the person who I am with (now Star Scream of the Transformers) hop into a car and being looking for Gambit. I somehow end up in an apartment complex where the Autobots (of the Transformers) are keeping a base but Optimus Prime was not there because he had to go to a school play where Bumble Bee was performing in an elementary school play, so Hot Rod was the acting leader. The problem was that this virus was infecting living things and robots with personalities. So the Transformers are also being infected little by little into metal eating zombie robots. They had one of the infected robots prisoner in one of the rooms and since I was not a robot they said that I could not be infected with the robot virus (I don’t get it. It made sense in my dream). I then remember that I have to go to class so I am running down the street trying to get to class and I get to campus (which is an old haunted house) with a tornado in its front yard. I get to the front yard and the tornado dies down. Will Smith comes out of nowhere and starts yelling at me to fight the zombies. I tell him that I can’t because I have to go to class. He looks at me like I am stupid and hands me a baseball bat. We stand back to back in the yard and begin smashing zombie skulls. Then this convertible comes out of nowhere and we make a getaway. Our car turns into a monster truck and we are running zombies over. We somehow end up in the middle of the woods and I come across a bear (yes a bear, shut up) and I wrestle it down and make it my pet. By this time Will Smith is gone and we come across a colony of humans that were uninfected. But instead of forming a resistance they are just a bunch of lazy hippys. Me and my buddy the bear then walk up a mountainside and we get to the edge of a cliff and look down on the city full of mutant, superheros, and robots fighting their Zomborg counterparts. Then I woke up.
This is the greatest story ever told.
It stared off as me and somebody else (it was either Jean Claude Van Dam or Matt Mullins, I forget) was kidnapped and was in some weird vampire cult house. Well they were about to turn us into vampires or something before me and the other person started fighting them off. The only problem was that they were super agile so I would try to throw them and they would just land on their feet. We figured out a way to throw them out the windows that were blocked out so they would land in the sun and explode. After we fight our way out we go down to the basement where members of the X-Men were hiding. Beast, Wolverine, Rogue, Storm and Cyclops were there and so was Sabertooth were all in the basement hiding. Everybody was sick with some kind of infection except for Wolverine, Sabertooth and Rogue (because she would absorb Wolverine and Sabretooths healing powers). Suddenly Beast (who was working on a cure for the virus) collapses and apologizes for not being able to find a cure. His skin and muscles melt but then he regenerates into this weird mix of robot and zombie Beast. He is strapped to the bed and we begin hearing a loud thud noise coming closer and closer. Just as Beast flips out and breaks out of the restraints Colossus comes through the wall and is also not infected because of his impenetrable metal shell (even though I think in the comics he was infected at one point with something, but I digress) and begins fighting Zombie/Cyborg (Zomborg?) Beast out into the streets and kills him with the help of Juggernaut. Me and the person who I am with (now Star Scream of the Transformers) hop into a car and being looking for Gambit. I somehow end up in an apartment complex where the Autobots (of the Transformers) are keeping a base but Optimus Prime was not there because he had to go to a school play where Bumble Bee was performing in an elementary school play, so Hot Rod was the acting leader. The problem was that this virus was infecting living things and robots with personalities. So the Transformers are also being infected little by little into metal eating zombie robots. They had one of the infected robots prisoner in one of the rooms and since I was not a robot they said that I could not be infected with the robot virus (I don’t get it. It made sense in my dream). I then remember that I have to go to class so I am running down the street trying to get to class and I get to campus (which is an old haunted house) with a tornado in its front yard. I get to the front yard and the tornado dies down. Will Smith comes out of nowhere and starts yelling at me to fight the zombies. I tell him that I can’t because I have to go to class. He looks at me like I am stupid and hands me a baseball bat. We stand back to back in the yard and begin smashing zombie skulls. Then this convertible comes out of nowhere and we make a getaway. Our car turns into a monster truck and we are running zombies over. We somehow end up in the middle of the woods and I come across a bear (yes a bear, shut up) and I wrestle it down and make it my pet. By this time Will Smith is gone and we come across a colony of humans that were uninfected. But instead of forming a resistance they are just a bunch of lazy hippys. Me and my buddy the bear then walk up a mountainside and we get to the edge of a cliff and look down on the city full of mutant, superheros, and robots fighting their Zomborg counterparts. Then I woke up.
This is the greatest story ever told.