no one will read this, nor do I blame them
I celebrated Halloween by watching Cory Monteith's masterpiece of a movie, ~*~*~Hybrid~*~*~
Jaime: I AM ABOUT TO HYBRID IT UP
Jaime: omq already laughed over the dvd menu
Leenz: oh? XD
Jaime: IT STARTS WITH WOLVES
Leenz: ~foreshadowing~
Leenz: ....it is a werewolf movie, right? XD
Jaime: it's like, suddenly a nature documentary ;P
Leenz: HAHA
Jaime: HAHA I think so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [edit: no. no it was not.]
Jaime: omq Cory gets the 'AND SO AND SO AS WHOEVER' credit
Leenz: omq he was the famous one even then ;D
Jaime: XD
Jaime: omq thanks for giving me a gift that began with ANIMAL VIOLENCE ;P
Leenz: omq ;P
Jaime: ..intercepted with Cory hitting a boxing.. thing. XD omq why can I not think of what they are called
Jaime: omq I think this scientist is just saying fancy words that make no sense
Leenz: HAHAHAHA
Leenz: punching bag?
Jaime: THAT'S IT XD
Jaime: omq this monkey has siberian husky's eyes
Jaime: Coryyyyyy
Jaime: he is like, some security dude
Jaime: aww, he is trying to save some loser from a fire. clearly this is how he............ends up part wolf.........? ;P
Leenz: HAHA
Jaime: omq ridic dramatic shot just now
Jaime: he is now in the hospital ;P
Jaime: a hurt wolf in the street :'[
Leenz: omq sorry!
Jaime: omq the bandages over his eyes makes me think of mr Nobz
Leenz: omq
Jaime: I.. have no clue how his saving a dude from a fire made him BLIND, but okay ;P
Jaime: they are giving him the wolf's eyes ;P
Jaime: this is so the best plot ever
Leenz: what the fuck XD
Jaime: as I said ;D
Jaime: omq we should clearly watch this when you COME VISIT ;D
Jaime: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jaime: this old dude telling kids about a white buffalo calf or something was all THERE IS ONE IN 15 MILLION and this kid raised his hand all SO THERE'S ONLY ONE WHITE BUFFALO IN 15 MIOLLION?? and the old dude was like ....DIDN'T I JUST SAY THAT?
Leenz: HAHA
Jaime: omq his wolf eyes are so hot ;D
Leenz: omq
Jaime: naturally, the eyes gave him other wolf-gifts, like hearing through sound proof glass XD
Leenz: oh, of course XD
Leenz: ~science
Jaime: THIS IS SO REALISTIC!!!!!!
Jaime: omq he is like, having flashes of wolf..memory or some shit
Leenz: sounds legit
Jaime: omq who is this creepy moustachioed bald dude
Jaime: the monkeys somehow.. got out and are trashing the lab..
Leenz: XD
Jaime: omq this nurse lab chick ran away from the monkeys only to be faced with my bb who was being all creepy and SOMETHING'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaime: ugh, why did I wait so long to watch this? XD
Leenz: HAHA
Jaime: omq the chick who found the hurt wolf whose eyes are now in Cory just almost ran him over in her truck ;P
Jaime: omq homicide-worthy music rn
Leenz: HAHAHA
Jaime: he is getting flashes of the opening documentary scenes ;P
Jaime: omq he's so tall ;D
Jaime: he is now like, kicking errone's ass after the flashy freakout
Jaime: ..some old lady spectator is like, patting her heart in terror XD
Leenz: omqqqqq
Jaime: BRIEF SHIRTLESSNESS
Jaime: ahem
Leenz: victory!
Jaime: ~I FEEL LIKE RIPPING SOMETHING APART~
Leenz: what XD
Jaime: dizzam he's just so hot XD
Leenz: HAHAHA
Jaime: awww, he is playing the bongos XD
Jaime: awww, past wolf him is all smiley in these flashes or whatnot
Jaime: this interlude sure is going on for forever.. ;P
Leenz: XDD
Jaime: I FEEL LIKE SEX WILL BE HAPPENING SOON [edit: no. no it was not.]
Jaime: ..ahem again ;P
Jaime: this chick's speech about being half french, half whatever native she is sounds a lot like gayness out of context ;P
Leenz: XD
Jaime: this movie is so stupid XD
Jaime: AND THE LIGHTING IN THIS SLEEPING SCENE IS TOO DARK FOR ME TO SEE HIS SHIRTLESSNESS
Leenz: my apologies!
Jaime: omq I take it back
Jaime: ;P
Jaime: lolz, this scientist chick talking about organ transplant rejection. THE BODY IS REJECTING THE FACE
Leenz: HAHA
Jaime: omq he is walking around the city shirtless now
Leenz: smooth move
Jaime: and I think like, hanging out with stray dogs XD
Jaime: XDD he is running with the stray dogs now
Jaime: still shirtless, happily
Leenz: omq this movie XD
Jaime: omq he is at the zoo now
Jaime: the dogs are annoyed that he is leaving them behind
Jaime: way to ditch your new BFFs, Cory
Leenz: omq, i know he has the soul of a wolf now or w/e but why would a wolf want to go TO the zoo? XD
Jaime: and who knows, man
Jaime: he is like, staring pointedly and significantly at the zoo wolf/s
Leenz: HAHA
Jaime: I can so not tell if these are dogs or wolves he is now hanging with
Jaime: and holding his hand up to the chain link fence like people do to the glass in prison visits
Leenz: HAHA
Jaime: he almost killed the security guard ;P
Jaime: omq the chick and his friend just arrived at the zoo and those stray dogs are still out there XD
Jaime: some type of meditation is going on, idek ;P
Leenz: XD
Jaime: omq the creepy people in charge or whatever broke into the apartment to steal him back
Jaime: and nearly choked the girl, hit the bff in the face, and batoned Cory multiple times! like, dizzam, that'll totally make me trust they'll fix ME ;P
Jaime: ..suddenly want to watch Hocus Pocus, too ;P
Jaime: omq Cory is wolfly killing the psych doctor dude ;P
Jaime: he wolfly escaped again ;D
Jaime: omq sex scene
Jaime: so that was hot ;D
Jaime: now they are doing some.. ritual or whatever
Jaime: no clue what he's even doing XD
Jaime: but there's yet more dramatic montagey editting and flashbacks to other scenes from the movie as if this is a long running tv show instead of a movie
Leenz: how did a sex scene even factor into this plot? XD
Leenz: and HAHAHA re|: montage
Jaime: he and the chick are like ~as one~ ;D
Leenz: omqqqq
Jaime: omq in that montage was a tiny bit of the sex scene but from further away so it was different and stuff
Jaime: I approve.
Jaime: he like, spent the night in the woods thanks to this ritual
Jaime: no clue what is happening ;P
Jaime: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jaime: omq best dialogue moment everrrrr
Leenz: oh?
Jaime: the swat team of original dudes trying to get him back in custody burst into the chick's house and there was a howl from far off
Jaime: and one dude was like WHAT WAS THAT!?
Jaime: and another dude intoned all seriously THAT'S OUR MAN
Leenz: omq this movie sounds so incredible ;D
Jaime: doesn't it? XD
Jaime: he is like, wolfly attacking the people now ;D
Leenz: wolfly should be your new nickname at this point
Jaime: HAHAHA
Jaime: okaaaay, now actual wolves are attacking them. I guess his past wolfly soul was a leader? ;P
Leenz: omqqq
Jaime: omq this dude just called him ~YOU DAMN FREAK~ like, harsh, swat guy.
Leenz: omq, swat guys are usually so sensitive, too XD
Jaime: THIS dude is holding the chick hostage to keep Cory from attacking him ;P
Jaime: also, I don't think they are actually swat XD
Leenz: oh?
Jaime: omq he just said DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU TO HELL. like, this dialogue, man
Jaime: no, they're just the.. people. ;P connected to the whole.. project, I dunno
Leenz: omq XD
Jaime: all the wolves came to defend him :')
Jaime: omq may need to picspam shirtless and bloody Cory petting wolves
Leenz: please do XD
Jaime: whaaaat
Jaime: oh, okay
Jaime: there was some long shot of him standing and then he FADED AWAY and I was like ...........what is that even supposed to hint at?! but now there's a bunch of shit showing him running with the wolves again, so I guess he's like. off to live with them or something ;P
Jaime: ..omq the old native dude is talking about the chick and Cory getting married and having kids XD
Jaime: and it is over XD
Leenz: HAHAHAHA
Leenz: oh, old native dude, of ~course~
Leenz: did the movie change your life for the better?
Jaime: it so did
...I am so sorry.
Jaime: I AM ABOUT TO HYBRID IT UP
Jaime: omq already laughed over the dvd menu
Leenz: oh? XD
Jaime: IT STARTS WITH WOLVES
Leenz: ~foreshadowing~
Leenz: ....it is a werewolf movie, right? XD
Jaime: it's like, suddenly a nature documentary ;P
Leenz: HAHA
Jaime: HAHA I think so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [edit: no. no it was not.]
Jaime: omq Cory gets the 'AND SO AND SO AS WHOEVER' credit
Leenz: omq he was the famous one even then ;D
Jaime: XD
Jaime: omq thanks for giving me a gift that began with ANIMAL VIOLENCE ;P
Leenz: omq ;P
Jaime: ..intercepted with Cory hitting a boxing.. thing. XD omq why can I not think of what they are called
Jaime: omq I think this scientist is just saying fancy words that make no sense
Leenz: HAHAHAHA
Leenz: punching bag?
Jaime: THAT'S IT XD
Jaime: omq this monkey has siberian husky's eyes
Jaime: Coryyyyyy
Jaime: he is like, some security dude
Jaime: aww, he is trying to save some loser from a fire. clearly this is how he............ends up part wolf.........? ;P
Leenz: HAHA
Jaime: omq ridic dramatic shot just now
Jaime: he is now in the hospital ;P
Jaime: a hurt wolf in the street :'[
Leenz: omq sorry!
Jaime: omq the bandages over his eyes makes me think of mr Nobz
Leenz: omq
Jaime: I.. have no clue how his saving a dude from a fire made him BLIND, but okay ;P
Jaime: they are giving him the wolf's eyes ;P
Jaime: this is so the best plot ever
Leenz: what the fuck XD
Jaime: as I said ;D
Jaime: omq we should clearly watch this when you COME VISIT ;D
Jaime: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jaime: this old dude telling kids about a white buffalo calf or something was all THERE IS ONE IN 15 MILLION and this kid raised his hand all SO THERE'S ONLY ONE WHITE BUFFALO IN 15 MIOLLION?? and the old dude was like ....DIDN'T I JUST SAY THAT?
Leenz: HAHA
Jaime: omq his wolf eyes are so hot ;D
Leenz: omq
Jaime: naturally, the eyes gave him other wolf-gifts, like hearing through sound proof glass XD
Leenz: oh, of course XD
Leenz: ~science
Jaime: THIS IS SO REALISTIC!!!!!!
Jaime: omq he is like, having flashes of wolf..memory or some shit
Leenz: sounds legit
Jaime: omq who is this creepy moustachioed bald dude
Jaime: the monkeys somehow.. got out and are trashing the lab..
Leenz: XD
Jaime: omq this nurse lab chick ran away from the monkeys only to be faced with my bb who was being all creepy and SOMETHING'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaime: ugh, why did I wait so long to watch this? XD
Leenz: HAHA
Jaime: omq the chick who found the hurt wolf whose eyes are now in Cory just almost ran him over in her truck ;P
Jaime: omq homicide-worthy music rn
Leenz: HAHAHA
Jaime: he is getting flashes of the opening documentary scenes ;P
Jaime: omq he's so tall ;D
Jaime: he is now like, kicking errone's ass after the flashy freakout
Jaime: ..some old lady spectator is like, patting her heart in terror XD
Leenz: omqqqqq
Jaime: BRIEF SHIRTLESSNESS
Jaime: ahem
Leenz: victory!
Jaime: ~I FEEL LIKE RIPPING SOMETHING APART~
Leenz: what XD
Jaime: dizzam he's just so hot XD
Leenz: HAHAHA
Jaime: awww, he is playing the bongos XD
Jaime: awww, past wolf him is all smiley in these flashes or whatnot
Jaime: this interlude sure is going on for forever.. ;P
Leenz: XDD
Jaime: I FEEL LIKE SEX WILL BE HAPPENING SOON [edit: no. no it was not.]
Jaime: ..ahem again ;P
Jaime: this chick's speech about being half french, half whatever native she is sounds a lot like gayness out of context ;P
Leenz: XD
Jaime: this movie is so stupid XD
Jaime: AND THE LIGHTING IN THIS SLEEPING SCENE IS TOO DARK FOR ME TO SEE HIS SHIRTLESSNESS
Leenz: my apologies!
Jaime: omq I take it back
Jaime: ;P
Jaime: lolz, this scientist chick talking about organ transplant rejection. THE BODY IS REJECTING THE FACE
Leenz: HAHA
Jaime: omq he is walking around the city shirtless now
Leenz: smooth move
Jaime: and I think like, hanging out with stray dogs XD
Jaime: XDD he is running with the stray dogs now
Jaime: still shirtless, happily
Leenz: omq this movie XD
Jaime: omq he is at the zoo now
Jaime: the dogs are annoyed that he is leaving them behind
Jaime: way to ditch your new BFFs, Cory
Leenz: omq, i know he has the soul of a wolf now or w/e but why would a wolf want to go TO the zoo? XD
Jaime: and who knows, man
Jaime: he is like, staring pointedly and significantly at the zoo wolf/s
Leenz: HAHA
Jaime: I can so not tell if these are dogs or wolves he is now hanging with
Jaime: and holding his hand up to the chain link fence like people do to the glass in prison visits
Leenz: HAHA
Jaime: he almost killed the security guard ;P
Jaime: omq the chick and his friend just arrived at the zoo and those stray dogs are still out there XD
Jaime: some type of meditation is going on, idek ;P
Leenz: XD
Jaime: omq the creepy people in charge or whatever broke into the apartment to steal him back
Jaime: and nearly choked the girl, hit the bff in the face, and batoned Cory multiple times! like, dizzam, that'll totally make me trust they'll fix ME ;P
Jaime: ..suddenly want to watch Hocus Pocus, too ;P
Jaime: omq Cory is wolfly killing the psych doctor dude ;P
Jaime: he wolfly escaped again ;D
Jaime: omq sex scene
Jaime: so that was hot ;D
Jaime: now they are doing some.. ritual or whatever
Jaime: no clue what he's even doing XD
Jaime: but there's yet more dramatic montagey editting and flashbacks to other scenes from the movie as if this is a long running tv show instead of a movie
Leenz: how did a sex scene even factor into this plot? XD
Leenz: and HAHAHA re|: montage
Jaime: he and the chick are like ~as one~ ;D
Leenz: omqqqq
Jaime: omq in that montage was a tiny bit of the sex scene but from further away so it was different and stuff
Jaime: I approve.
Jaime: he like, spent the night in the woods thanks to this ritual
Jaime: no clue what is happening ;P
Jaime: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jaime: omq best dialogue moment everrrrr
Leenz: oh?
Jaime: the swat team of original dudes trying to get him back in custody burst into the chick's house and there was a howl from far off
Jaime: and one dude was like WHAT WAS THAT!?
Jaime: and another dude intoned all seriously THAT'S OUR MAN
Leenz: omq this movie sounds so incredible ;D
Jaime: doesn't it? XD
Jaime: he is like, wolfly attacking the people now ;D
Leenz: wolfly should be your new nickname at this point
Jaime: HAHAHA
Jaime: okaaaay, now actual wolves are attacking them. I guess his past wolfly soul was a leader? ;P
Leenz: omqqq
Jaime: omq this dude just called him ~YOU DAMN FREAK~ like, harsh, swat guy.
Leenz: omq, swat guys are usually so sensitive, too XD
Jaime: THIS dude is holding the chick hostage to keep Cory from attacking him ;P
Jaime: also, I don't think they are actually swat XD
Leenz: oh?
Jaime: omq he just said DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU TO HELL. like, this dialogue, man
Jaime: no, they're just the.. people. ;P connected to the whole.. project, I dunno
Leenz: omq XD
Jaime: all the wolves came to defend him :')
Jaime: omq may need to picspam shirtless and bloody Cory petting wolves
Leenz: please do XD
Jaime: whaaaat
Jaime: oh, okay
Jaime: there was some long shot of him standing and then he FADED AWAY and I was like ...........what is that even supposed to hint at?! but now there's a bunch of shit showing him running with the wolves again, so I guess he's like. off to live with them or something ;P
Jaime: ..omq the old native dude is talking about the chick and Cory getting married and having kids XD
Jaime: and it is over XD
Leenz: HAHAHAHA
Leenz: oh, old native dude, of ~course~
Leenz: did the movie change your life for the better?
Jaime: it so did
...I am so sorry.