Thanksgiving

[snootchieboogan]

I'm home, and mom and dad went to see the house we cleaned up, Patrick is with his girlfriend in Destin, and I'm chillin with an Xbox that works and a TV that blinks in and out and it is really hard to play any games that way. I went to the doctor, and after some vitals, the Lieutenant came and I gave a heartfelt "I'm gonna live doc?!" and

Comments

[mystupidljname]

Well, I'm glad it's not Ebola because I would have to impress you with my high class medical jargon about the symptoms and incubation period and such...
then give you the mortality rate: 9/10 DEAD.

And as your friend, I just wouldn't want to have to do that... I mean really now.

Well just think positively, like your friend Andrea:
Whoever is the next consenting adult with you is going to have such an AMAZINGLY FIERY BURNING SEXUAL PASSION unleashed on them...they'll just never let go.
You're also just an amazing person which is the side that I've experienced-and that's enough to love. You're just too close to Niceville to be able to experience NORMAL people.

Keep up the good work though. Girls appreciate a man who will talk to them about how beautiful they are and how they would like to talk instead of just staring at their goods and then making nasty comments that to their friends behind your back that they think aren't audible, but in fact are at a decibal level that would be equal to God's voice...idiots.

So kudos to you.

[iamjustsci]

Girls (and I emphasize the word in place of "women", as most of the bar-treaders tend to not qualify for the big "w") just want someone who doesn't want them. It's amazing, really. When you're single and looking for someone, they won't even talk to you, yet the minute you're "off the market" they flirt non-bloody-stop. It's the ultimate evil, really.

I'm pretty sure I've told you this a hundred times before. I'm sorry if I have.

[snootchieboogan]

Yeah you have, but it never gets old. I don't go out anymore to this crap, because it is always one big let down and I'm babysitting my grown adult children friends.

[iamjustsci]

I bet you can now see why I always left the "fun times" when people started to get wasted over at Cassie or Dre's place, and why I couldn't even show up for Beer Pong Wednesdays unless I was blazed beyond my usual inhibitions...

...sad, really.

[snootchieboogan]

Yeah, I definitly see it now. The funny thing is, they think I don't want to hang out because the alcohol tempts me. I keep explaining I have no desire to revert to that person again, I just hate being around my drunk friends who like to yell out of my car at people, throw shit, break stuff, and generally aggravate the shit out of me.