'thats my cigar... you'll steal anotha'
today was, interesting...
worked all day. saw a very good looking tall thin guy. and was scared to talk to him, like the bitch i am. and i guess ken did. oh man. i gotta ask him what happened.
soo.. after that, me and my cousin jarett went on the town. first we went to Jacks and visited justin. we ate way too much dessert. after that, we went over to andys house and watched him partake in some beer bong action. and that was the most high-tech beer bong i have ever seen. it was so, beautiful.
then, after that, we went back to the best buy parking lot with a bucket, because one-way was having like a snowboarding contest and there was a lot of snow left. so we went over there and collected some snow, fucked around a little and started to head off, but as we were driving away we saw these 2 guys walking up to the snow so we immediately turned around asked if they wanted to have a snow ball fight, and we ended up not having a fight, but getting a hay stack that was around there and put it in my car. it didnt fit, so we had to put the backseats down, and it STILL didnt fit, it was hanging out so bad. it was fucking hilarious. soo.. we stole some caution tape as well, wrapped it around my car, tied a little bow and we were all set. we went back to the snow, collected more in 2 shopping carts and decided to put it on these guys friends bike (apparently he works at best buy as well) so we walked down there, put the snow around his bike and on his bike, and put the shopping cart on top. it was the most fucked up shit ever.
jarett and i left, and decided we wanted to give justin a little present. since he was sorta being a douche earlier we went to his house, (he was at a party) got his car, the lights were on in the house so we went to the door, no one answered, but it was unlocked.. *tsk tsk* anyway. we grabbed the fucking big ass hay stack, and lifted it on top of his car. there was hay everywhere. it was fucking so funny. then we put the snow around it and like everywhere, which was kinda lame cuz its probably melted by now but it was funny at the time. we wrote him a note about how we didnt want to leave him out of our maddness and how much we, or i looooove him. good times.
keep in mind. this was all documented on tape. muahaha.