it's the smell of shame

[snorkack_kiley]

 Last night I spent thirty minutes trying to open a child-proof bottle. Yes, I know how to open one. Each of my roommates tried to help at some point, but it was no use. There is a bruise on my left palm. I tried cutting the top off, and then finally cut a hole in the side and poured the medicine through it. This is probably the most pathetic thing

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[the_arc5]

*sigh* I've found the easiest way to get off childproof lids is hand them to a five-year-old. That or a blowtorch.

[snorkack_kiley]

The most embarrassing part of it is that when I went home this weekend, it literally took my boyfriend two seconds to get it off. I think I would have liked a blowtorch to the face at that point.