ummm... and another. like i have time to do all this crap!!

Subject: The SLEEPY HULA DANCERS in the KITCHEN and Other Business.

From: Mr. RED, CALENDAR Supervisor

To: All Employees of ROTUND GRASSHOPPER Inc.

It has come to my FEVERISH attention that the KITCHEN has been SHAKILY ROWED IN with SLEEPY HULA DANCERS. I am tired of dealing with ( Read more... )

Once upon a time there has a young PHARMACIST named CORY. He was SLOTHILY SLEEPING in the HUNGRY forest when he met PALE MICHAEL, a run-away FRITO TASTER from the EMACIATED Queen NICOLE.

CORY could see that PALE MICHAEL was hungry so he reached into his SHOEBOX and give him his LUCID CHICKEN. PALE MICHAEL was thankful for CORY's CHICKEN, so he ( Read more... )

omigosh.. i can't stand being in school!! ok, so it's not the worst thing in the world. i'm actually enjoying this rotation kinda.. it's really interesting (i get to interview schizophrenic patients and sit in on rounds with doctors and residents and other med school studets etc.). my life could be way worse. i'm just so tired of being in ( Read more... )

*it's been forever since i've been online ( Read more... )

everything is making me sad. everything. maybe i'm just tired. i feel like i have no one. i'm so scared of being a failure after all of this. i hope it's all better tomorrow.

yeah right.

oh yeah. and i'm fat too.

i'm coming home next week if you care

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I.FEEL.SO.LAME. i'm so tired of it. i want to know the future (i really don't.. but i do..). what am i supposed to be doing?? i can't stand this.

aw, when shrek hops out of bed in his boxers, he totally looks like my boyfriend!

well, one down. three to go. crappy.

i've come to the conclusion that nobody could ever fathom what we go thru unless he or she experiences this crap personally. i swear, i don't know how many comments i've gotten:

"you have to study this whole weekend? why ( Read more... )