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"Telly duo Ant and Dec have been told they will have to dump their
Geordie accents before they can make it across the Atlantic.

ITV bosses have just sold the format of the pair's Saturday Night
Takeaway show to a US network. But the 31-year-old celebs may be
sidelined because their speech is incomprehensible to Americans."

Nicole Kidman attacked by zombies!

Location: Outside the U Bookstore.

19 year old girl: Excuse me, sir, may I talk to you about gay rights?

Fat old business man, at top of lungs: FUCK OFF, YOU WHORE.

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Yesterday: Chiso.

Yesterday: Level 66.

Today: Heroes!

Ken Burns is the bomb, and now he really is the bomb.

Elisha Cuthbert as the girl? WTF!

Scully: River Tam.

My tongue: Shepherd's hair.

I haven't seen her since!

Ayun Halliday: better than everything, no questions asked.