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[snow__white]

I need to stop making friends with people I feel I ought to pluck my eyebrows for.

Comments

[amphibian23]

yes indeed. what do they do if you don't? are they male or female?

[snow__white]

Well they're of both sexes. It's not as if I get punished if I don't pluck them, but I just always feel I ought to, like I'll be going out to meet one of them and think "oh shit my eyebrows look so hairy."

[urinoscopy]

*passes a fork*

[snow__white]

Wahey a fork. So many options with the fork also; stab the friends, eat the friends or try to pluck my eyebrows with it.

[urinoscopy]

:D excatly ...how about eating with the fork or taking the fork out on a date to the movies

[hellotherelove]

Stop forking around! My puns rule///.