Voicemail ( Read more... )

Here, try this new antihistamine spray. It works great. TRUST ME.

Gee. You think maybe that people with "trust issues" have a problem because people around them have consistently proven themselves to be untrustworthy hypocrites? So maybe the problem is with the other people? Yeah. I thought so too.

“...what are we to make of the fact that the Christian institutions, communities, and traditions have been responsible for so much oppression and suffering in human history?”

What, indeed.

( ...gets beaten up )

...and it's my own local rag. Go them. Took 'em long enough ( Read more... )

0.o Um. Not sure how to say this, but... my aunt has a perverted puppy ( Read more... )

Erm... yeah...

Wasn't there another lake that disappeared last year? Wazzup with the water lately?

So good to know that when the gummint tears down Social Security and forces grandma and grandpa to be eat cat food, there will be a vegetarian alternative...
Mmm... long po'k riiibs!

Well, not to be outdone...

But... they said they'd have my 'za in 30 minutes or less!

Dude, just get DiGiorno's next time. 0.o

Instructions on a chopstick wrapper ( Read more... )