5 Miracles Hikaru's Cooking Did
Title: 5 Miracles Hikaru's Cooking Did
Author: Haru x3
Fandom: HSJ
Pairings: Little bit of YabuHika
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack
Summary: Hikaru's cooking has caused weird things to happen.
A/N: I had too much sugar =w= That's why I wrote this. This fails so bad =w=.
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1. ~Miracle of Age Reverting~
"Shintaro, try my sushi and tell me what you think~!" Hikaru handed said boy a plate of tasty and delicious looking sushi. For once, his cooking actually looked edible. Usually it looked like something a penguin would eat then throw up and fling at seals.
Shintaro took one of the sushis and popped it into his mouth. "Umai~!" Shintaro took another then another until he felt full.
"Hikaru, have you seen Shintaro?" Kyomoto asked, head sticking out of the dressing room.
"He's righ- OH MY FREAKING SACK OF POTATOES!" Hikaru exclaimed before running to Inoo.
Inoo nodded cluelessly at the story Hikaru was telling him. "And and Shintaro turned into a baby! See?!" Hikaru held up a 5 year old Shintaro.
"HOLY SQUASHED BEANS!" Inoo gawked at Shintaro in amazement.
"I know right?! I just made sushi for him to try out! And he turned into a little kid!" Hikaru started to panic.
Shintaro sniffled, "Me wants nii-chan! No ugly baboon-faced man or donkey looking lady!"
2. ~Height Increase/Reverting~
Hikaru still hasn't figured out how his sushi turned Shintaro into a 5 year old. But he was glad that he turned back into his original age after he ate milk-pudding.
"Dai-chan~!" Hikaru called out.
Daiki looked up from his DS, "What? 5 year old Shintaro still cutting up your pants?"
Hikaru threw a box of pocky at the shorter boy's head, "No, I wanted you to try my ice-cream treat!"
Daiki immediately said no.
"Why not?" Hikaru pouted.
Daiki patted his tummy, "You made me up hurl my breakfast, lunch and snacks."
"But this one won't make you blow chunks!" Hikaru presented him a normal looking strawberry ice cream treat with some sprinkles and pocky bits in it.
"GIMME!" Daiki took it greedily and ate the whole frozen dairy treat in a matter of 10 minutes.
"How was it?"
Daiki felt his stomach grumble, "It tasted good, but I dunno why I'm shaking for." Daiki got up from the couch.
"OH MY STINKING SKUNK!" Hikaru looked up at a tall Daiki.
"I'M TALL~! YAAAY~!" Daiki cheered.
After a few minutes...
"WAAAH!!! I'M SHORT AGAIN!" Daiki wailed like a spoiled kid.
3. ~Gender Bending~
Hikaru still hasn't figured out how, and he still doesn't know why his cooking is 'magical' it's practically supernatural! Maybe... the aliens gave him some sort of super power that lets him make inhuman possibilities with his cooking!
Hikaru slapped himself, that was so stupid that he regretted not going to university.
"Yummy~ Hikaru, who made these cookie?" Yabu asked with a mouth full of cookies, crumbs falling out of his mouth.
"I made them." Hikaru answered, plopping himself onto the couch.
"This is the first time you actually made cookies right." Yabu snickered before taking another cookie of of the tray.
"Oh shut up, you could eat it all. You need to get chunkier anyway." Hikaru snapped back.
Yabu screamed, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Hikaru shot up from the couch, "What?!"
Yabu pointed at his/her chest, "I HAVE BOOBS!"
Hikaru fainted after he saw the sight of a female Yabu. With boobs, more meat on his/her bones and longer hair.
4. ~Personality Change~
Yamada was devouring this huge bowl of strawberry jam. The substance smeared all around his lips, some jam on his chubby cheeks.
"Erm... Yamada, you do know I only said to taste a teaspoon of it, right?" Hikaru sighed.
"B-but it's delicious!" Yamada licked his lips.
"That's enough, I need some for my snack."
"No! Mine!" Yamada selfishly hogged it.
"Yama-" Hikaru got cut off.
"Waaah!" Yamada cried out, "Hikaru ish soooo mean! He don't wanna gimme this tasty thingy!"
"Yamada, you're being a big baby!"
"WAAAH! YUUYAN! HIKARU ISH BEING A MEAN BUTTHEAD!" Yamada shouted.
In a split second, Takaki was looming over Hikaru. "YOU DARE BE MEAN TO RYO-CHAN?!"
"H-he called me ugly too!" Yamada lied.
Hikaru was flabbergasted, Yamada wasn't the type to lie at all, "I did not!"
Takaki kicked Hikaru in the shin before carrying Yamada somewhere.
"Teehee~" Yamada giggled cutely, continuing his messy eating.
Hikaru wasn't sure why Yamada was acting like a little brat, nor why he was acting like a innocent kid who did nothing. Because, Yamada wasn't like that at all. But dang it did Takaki have to kick him in the shin?
5. ~The Power Of Affection~
"Mm~" Keito sounded out. He slurped the delicious milkshake he found in the freezer.
Hikaru looked through the freezer, he swore he left a milkshake in there that he made! "keito, have you seen my milkshake? I swore I left it in the freezer this morning." Hikaru dug out all the other random frozen snacks Daiki left in there.
Keito looked at Hikaru, "This?"
Hikaru turned around, "Awww... you drank most of it..."
Keito walked up to Hikaru and gave him a hug, 'I'm sowwie~" Keito pecked him on the lips.
Hikaru blinked, what just happened? Did Keito just kiss him?
"Hikaru looks so cute~!" Keito cooed, rubbing his cheek against Hikaru's.
Hikaru smiled and hugged Keito back, this wasn't so bad, or so he thought.
"HIKARU! GET AWAY! NOW!" Yuto roared. Yuto grabbed Keito forcefully and slung him over his shoulder while dragging Hikaru to Yabu at the same time.
ACK!" Yabu yelped when something heavy landed on his... erm... her chest.
"KEEP HIM AWAY!" Yuto growled and stomped away.
"What was that about...?" Yabu asked Hikaru, grumbling a bit.
"My cooking." Hikaru merely answered, face buried in Yabu's chest.
Yabu yanked Hikaru upward, "Stop sniffing my boobs, you weirdo."
The younger boy's cheeks turned pink, "I wasn't sniffing!"
The older boy/girl yanked him down for a kiss, "Liar."
~Owari~
Author: Haru x3
Fandom: HSJ
Pairings: Little bit of YabuHika
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack
Summary: Hikaru's cooking has caused weird things to happen.
A/N: I had too much sugar =w= That's why I wrote this. This fails so bad =w=.
~~~
1. ~Miracle of Age Reverting~
"Shintaro, try my sushi and tell me what you think~!" Hikaru handed said boy a plate of tasty and delicious looking sushi. For once, his cooking actually looked edible. Usually it looked like something a penguin would eat then throw up and fling at seals.
Shintaro took one of the sushis and popped it into his mouth. "Umai~!" Shintaro took another then another until he felt full.
"Hikaru, have you seen Shintaro?" Kyomoto asked, head sticking out of the dressing room.
"He's righ- OH MY FREAKING SACK OF POTATOES!" Hikaru exclaimed before running to Inoo.
Inoo nodded cluelessly at the story Hikaru was telling him. "And and Shintaro turned into a baby! See?!" Hikaru held up a 5 year old Shintaro.
"HOLY SQUASHED BEANS!" Inoo gawked at Shintaro in amazement.
"I know right?! I just made sushi for him to try out! And he turned into a little kid!" Hikaru started to panic.
Shintaro sniffled, "Me wants nii-chan! No ugly baboon-faced man or donkey looking lady!"
2. ~Height Increase/Reverting~
Hikaru still hasn't figured out how his sushi turned Shintaro into a 5 year old. But he was glad that he turned back into his original age after he ate milk-pudding.
"Dai-chan~!" Hikaru called out.
Daiki looked up from his DS, "What? 5 year old Shintaro still cutting up your pants?"
Hikaru threw a box of pocky at the shorter boy's head, "No, I wanted you to try my ice-cream treat!"
Daiki immediately said no.
"Why not?" Hikaru pouted.
Daiki patted his tummy, "You made me up hurl my breakfast, lunch and snacks."
"But this one won't make you blow chunks!" Hikaru presented him a normal looking strawberry ice cream treat with some sprinkles and pocky bits in it.
"GIMME!" Daiki took it greedily and ate the whole frozen dairy treat in a matter of 10 minutes.
"How was it?"
Daiki felt his stomach grumble, "It tasted good, but I dunno why I'm shaking for." Daiki got up from the couch.
"OH MY STINKING SKUNK!" Hikaru looked up at a tall Daiki.
"I'M TALL~! YAAAY~!" Daiki cheered.
After a few minutes...
"WAAAH!!! I'M SHORT AGAIN!" Daiki wailed like a spoiled kid.
3. ~Gender Bending~
Hikaru still hasn't figured out how, and he still doesn't know why his cooking is 'magical' it's practically supernatural! Maybe... the aliens gave him some sort of super power that lets him make inhuman possibilities with his cooking!
Hikaru slapped himself, that was so stupid that he regretted not going to university.
"Yummy~ Hikaru, who made these cookie?" Yabu asked with a mouth full of cookies, crumbs falling out of his mouth.
"I made them." Hikaru answered, plopping himself onto the couch.
"This is the first time you actually made cookies right." Yabu snickered before taking another cookie of of the tray.
"Oh shut up, you could eat it all. You need to get chunkier anyway." Hikaru snapped back.
Yabu screamed, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Hikaru shot up from the couch, "What?!"
Yabu pointed at his/her chest, "I HAVE BOOBS!"
Hikaru fainted after he saw the sight of a female Yabu. With boobs, more meat on his/her bones and longer hair.
4. ~Personality Change~
Yamada was devouring this huge bowl of strawberry jam. The substance smeared all around his lips, some jam on his chubby cheeks.
"Erm... Yamada, you do know I only said to taste a teaspoon of it, right?" Hikaru sighed.
"B-but it's delicious!" Yamada licked his lips.
"That's enough, I need some for my snack."
"No! Mine!" Yamada selfishly hogged it.
"Yama-" Hikaru got cut off.
"Waaah!" Yamada cried out, "Hikaru ish soooo mean! He don't wanna gimme this tasty thingy!"
"Yamada, you're being a big baby!"
"WAAAH! YUUYAN! HIKARU ISH BEING A MEAN BUTTHEAD!" Yamada shouted.
In a split second, Takaki was looming over Hikaru. "YOU DARE BE MEAN TO RYO-CHAN?!"
"H-he called me ugly too!" Yamada lied.
Hikaru was flabbergasted, Yamada wasn't the type to lie at all, "I did not!"
Takaki kicked Hikaru in the shin before carrying Yamada somewhere.
"Teehee~" Yamada giggled cutely, continuing his messy eating.
Hikaru wasn't sure why Yamada was acting like a little brat, nor why he was acting like a innocent kid who did nothing. Because, Yamada wasn't like that at all. But dang it did Takaki have to kick him in the shin?
5. ~The Power Of Affection~
"Mm~" Keito sounded out. He slurped the delicious milkshake he found in the freezer.
Hikaru looked through the freezer, he swore he left a milkshake in there that he made! "keito, have you seen my milkshake? I swore I left it in the freezer this morning." Hikaru dug out all the other random frozen snacks Daiki left in there.
Keito looked at Hikaru, "This?"
Hikaru turned around, "Awww... you drank most of it..."
Keito walked up to Hikaru and gave him a hug, 'I'm sowwie~" Keito pecked him on the lips.
Hikaru blinked, what just happened? Did Keito just kiss him?
"Hikaru looks so cute~!" Keito cooed, rubbing his cheek against Hikaru's.
Hikaru smiled and hugged Keito back, this wasn't so bad, or so he thought.
"HIKARU! GET AWAY! NOW!" Yuto roared. Yuto grabbed Keito forcefully and slung him over his shoulder while dragging Hikaru to Yabu at the same time.
ACK!" Yabu yelped when something heavy landed on his... erm... her chest.
"KEEP HIM AWAY!" Yuto growled and stomped away.
"What was that about...?" Yabu asked Hikaru, grumbling a bit.
"My cooking." Hikaru merely answered, face buried in Yabu's chest.
Yabu yanked Hikaru upward, "Stop sniffing my boobs, you weirdo."
The younger boy's cheeks turned pink, "I wasn't sniffing!"
The older boy/girl yanked him down for a kiss, "Liar."
~Owari~