Oh man don't worry I'm sure if anyone tried to turn you in you'd probably start crying like a bitch and offer the cop an oral sex act in return for letting you go.
Second lol you a criminal in any way the only thing I think you would ever do that would be illegal would be joining N.A.M.B.L.A. and touching little children.
Maybe instead of little children you can get pictures of anime children porn. That way you won't get in trouble and you'd prob get off faster. Jesus christ kid get off your fucking male journal and get a fucking life