So I worked at the mall today for Olaf, who was going out of town. And one of my ballista babes came by and said, "Boy, you missed everythingWell, thanks, chica, I knew that ( Read more... )

The anti-fluff movement is a hoot.

All you cooks out there, you have to see this. Really, it's too funny.

Thank Alton Brown.

Feel the inanity...( You don't know the power of the quizzie )

I have successfully diapered my freaking rabbit. Which is good, because she's now strong enough to lever herself almost out of her box when inspired to.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful -- and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people -- and neither do we."
George W. Bush
Aug. 5, 2004

I can't believe you don't have a thong with a celtic knotwork heart on it.

Some people's kids.

Sheesh.

Pre-historic porn. Oh, think you're too evolved for it?

I doubt it.

Poke the Bunny. Go on. I dare you.

You are an SEDF--Sober Emotional Destructive Follower. This makes you an evil genius. You are extremely focused and difficult to distract from your tasks. With luck, you have learned to channel your energies into improving your intellect, rather than destroying the weak and unsuspecting ( Read more... )