I have no life so I make up shit while trying to figure out music for Daniel's movie and where the hell I am exactly with out my GPS navigator ( Read more... )

studiity to the max

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I got the JOB OVER AN MIT GRADUATE ( Read more... )

Words are like rocks. Invincible rocks. Rocks that do not die. Never to erode way, these rocks stay around forever and a day. And the world is a pond. A fucking huge one at thatt. And We all throw rocks in the pond. One after another in sequential order from greatest to least or least to best or middle out or randomly, we all form ripples ( Read more... )

I know no one is going to read this due to its hefty length, but here I publish my first attempt at shorter fiction (shorter being relative to a novel)

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"If it wasn't for my horse I would have gone to college ( Read more... )

I like cheescake, because it can kill me and tastes good ( Read more... )

So today I was interviewed for my internship. There was only one tiny problem: the interviewer was expecting a MIT college graduate. That was the first the question, just before how many years of calculus I had taken. I wonder how people like him, who call to a HIGH SCHOOL looking for physics majors, stay in business. The office was nice enough ( Read more... )

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Once upon a time there was a dog named Bow Wow the Great. Now Bow Wow was a dog who was very smart. He knew quite a bit, like the best way to attack the mailman and where the best food was. Now Bow Wow was intent on conquering the world by uniting dogs everywhere to fight against there oppressors. Bow Wow was a communist, albeit a doggish one ( Read more... )