Meme time
Stolen from lots of people
Go to Google, type in 'you know you're from (Insert Country or State)and copy the jokes you find listed . Bold the ones you agree with.
You can repeat the entire Molson's Canadian 'The Rant'.
You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
You think it's normal to have a grain elevator in your backyard.
You think Peter Mansbridge is sexy.
You think -10 C is mild weather.
You know the ingredients for poutine.
You know what happens in the Evergreen Forest when Bert Raccoon wakes up.
You substitute beer for water when cooking.
You know the chorus of "The Log Driver's Waltz" and are particularly fond of the 'burling down and down' bit.
You pity people who haven't tasted a "beavertail".
You cried when you heard that "Mr Dress Up" died recently.
You brag to Americans: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & more, are Canadians.
You have more kilometers on your snow blower than your car.
You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. (Okay, I was the kid. shhh)
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
You find -40C a little chilly.
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin, as you can only use more change.
You spend hours in the dark making scale models of the Avro Arrow and cursing the Diefenbaker government.
You have memorized the Heritage Foundation's Heritage Moments, including your favourites, "Burnt Toast!", "You know I canna read a word...",
You think there isn't enough Queen on our currency.
You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
You automatically read 'Z' as 'Zed' and don't give a damn that it doesn't rhyme with "now I know my abcs".
You get up at 5:00 am (the beginning of broadcasting hours) to hear the Canadian national anthem.
When abroad, you have a cold fear that somebody might mistake you for an American. You make a point of deliberately being kind to locals just to make it clear you are a Canadian.
You've ever said, 'I need more flannel clothing.'
Go to Google, type in 'you know you're from (Insert Country or State)and copy the jokes you find listed . Bold the ones you agree with.
You can repeat the entire Molson's Canadian 'The Rant'.
You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
You think it's normal to have a grain elevator in your backyard.
You think Peter Mansbridge is sexy.
You think -10 C is mild weather.
You know the ingredients for poutine.
You know what happens in the Evergreen Forest when Bert Raccoon wakes up.
You substitute beer for water when cooking.
You know the chorus of "The Log Driver's Waltz" and are particularly fond of the 'burling down and down' bit.
You pity people who haven't tasted a "beavertail".
You cried when you heard that "Mr Dress Up" died recently.
You brag to Americans: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & more, are Canadians.
You have more kilometers on your snow blower than your car.
You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. (Okay, I was the kid. shhh)
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
You find -40C a little chilly.
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin, as you can only use more change.
You spend hours in the dark making scale models of the Avro Arrow and cursing the Diefenbaker government.
You have memorized the Heritage Foundation's Heritage Moments, including your favourites, "Burnt Toast!", "You know I canna read a word...",
You think there isn't enough Queen on our currency.
You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
You automatically read 'Z' as 'Zed' and don't give a damn that it doesn't rhyme with "now I know my abcs".
You get up at 5:00 am (the beginning of broadcasting hours) to hear the Canadian national anthem.
When abroad, you have a cold fear that somebody might mistake you for an American. You make a point of deliberately being kind to locals just to make it clear you are a Canadian.
You've ever said, 'I need more flannel clothing.'