"Sure! Sure I'll subscribe to your newspaper! But only on one condition... you have to some have sex with my pet goat... Yeah... unfortunately.... oh, don't worry, I think he needs it more than you... yeah... ate my shoez... what? You don't wanna hump da goat? Why NOT!?! He's clean... no... no STDs either... YES I HAD HIM CHECKED!!! so you wanna? I will subscribe if you do... :click: Hello... Hello... hmmm.... sorry goat! No can do... they aren't as lonely as they used to be..."
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Urgh - I would have just hung up. :P
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