Kisumai 2020-2021 Calendar Translation
A quick translation of Nika's section of the 2020-2021 Kisumai Calendar booklet.
Unedited, so if you notice mistakes (spelling, translation, or otherwise), let me know.
Takashi Nikaido - 700QUESTIONS & 700ANSWERS
A recent hobby/interest:
Scuba diving, but I haven’t been going…
Udon or soba?
Ugh, tough choice… soba!
A frequent dream:
Since elementary school, I’ve often dreamt that I’m in some sort of factory, trying to escape from something that’s chasing me.
Sweet or spicy?
Spicy. I don’t like sweet things.
How do you get yourself going when you’re low on energy?
I don’t. LOL
A place where you can relax:
I don’t cook, but in my kitchen. I can’t stay still, so I stand in my kitchen and drink.
Something you’re into right now:
Watching videos of eating contests. When I’m hungry, I feel satisfied just watching.
What do you do for your health or your body?
I drink homemade smoothies in the morning.
What sport do you like?
Since we did a segment for it on radio, I’m interested in blind rugby.
How many hours of sleep are best for you?
Six. If I sleep too much, I feel sluggish.
Something you bought in the last year that you really like:
Leather shoes. They don’t have a heel and they’re slip-ons, but I really like them and wear them a lot.
What’s your schedule like on your days off?
Wake up at 9, shower, and then just hang around drinking at home if I have no other plans. LOL
A time when you recently felt happy:
When eating great food.
Top three favorite foods:
3. Katsudon, 2. Shogayaki, 1. Ramen!
Favorite drink:
Cafe latte or tea.
Favorite color:
Black, I guess. Most of my clothes are black.
Top 3 movies:
3. Summer Wars, 2. A movie I saw recently - Yesterday. 1. The Harry Potter series.
Best trip of your life:
When we went to Saipan for the TV program Kingdom of Pets. They had us go scuba diving, and it was great!
Something you like about your appearance:
My hands, since people often tell me they’re nice.
Something you like about your personality:
I’m positive.
One thing you’d change about your appearance:
I’d like to have a more prominent* nose. Like Gaya’s would be good!
*Note: Prominent meaning a higher bridge.
One thing you’d change about your personality:
Nothing in particular. Although Miyata often tells me I’m too sensitive*. LOL
*Note: I want to translate this as "too anal" but. Could be emotionally sensitive, or just nitpicky about stuff/a perfectionist.
Shower or bath?
Bath. I like to sweat it out.
Somewhere you want to visit:
New Caledonia, for scuba diving!
Something you like about your house?
My fridge. I bought it when I first started living by myself, so this year I’ll have had it for 10 years.
How have you grown in the past year?
No idea, lol. But I’ve made it a point to stop complaining about being tired.
How would you like to improve in the next year?
I’d like to get a bit more into fashion.
Something important to you:
The watch that Nakai-san gave me.
How do you release stress?
Drink at home, lol.
If you could do another job, what would it be?
Something like construction work? I like making things and building things.
Favorite scent:
Citrus. Nothing too sweet.
Special skill:
I can quickly become friendly with store/restaurant staff.
Something you want right now:
A motorcycle license. My friend is always excited, talking about the drives they go on. I want to ride a Harley.
First thing you do when you wake up in the morning:
Shower.
What do you do before going to bed at night?
I’m always drinking, lol. But also watching random variety programs.
When do you get excited?
When I’m on variety programs.
When do you feel down?
I don’t, really.
When did you recently cry?
More than ten years ago, lol. I don’t remember why.
(Note: This interview was clearly done before 24-hour radio, because he cried his eyes out there and it was a Thing.)
When were you recently angry?
Uh, I don’t remember that either, lol. There’s no point to getting angry.
When did you recently laugh the most?
Filming with Hey! Say! JUMP yesterday, and Inoo-chan seemed to be just completely ignoring the whole theme* of the show and it made me laugh.
*Note: Literally "theory" - so the topic/purpose, etc.
Biggest moment of panic in your life?
Being on SMAP’s 27-hour TV. I will never forget how Nakai-san was like, “You sure you’re up for this?”
What’s always in your bag?
Wallet and phone. I don’t carry much, just a clutch.
When do you think, “I’m such an idiot”?
All the time, lol. Like when I can’t read kanji on radio.
Favorite number:
With meaning? Seven. Because there are seven of us.
What kind of food makes you happy if you’re served it at work?
Uh, anything’s fine. But I like ramen! LOL
Women’s fashion that you like?
Neat and tidy. A long dress, or a blouse and black slacks. Nothing too revealing.
For a lover, would you prefer an older woman, younger, or the same age?
I don’t think I really care.
What type of woman do you like?
Someone independent. I like women who are focused on their work. I think it’s cool if they’re like, “My work is more important than you.”
Perfect date:
Relaxing at home, or at a hot spring.
Perfect clothes for a date:
It depends where we’re going, but if it’s a fancy restaurant, for example, then a nice suit.
What do you want to eat on a date?
Yakiniku. Someplace casual where we can eat a lot and not worry about it.
Where would you go on a drive?
To each other’s hometowns. It’d be a good way to learn more about each other.
What non-Kisumai song have you listened to most in the past year?
An album by Tamaki Koji.
What are the conditions for someone you’d want to marry?
Someone who won’t be too controlling. I think I’d be disinterested in someone instantly if they grilled me about where I’m going and who I’m going with.
What is something women do that you find sexy?
That moment in the winter when they’re taking off their coat and you see a flash of their underarm.
What is something women do that you find cute?
I guess when you come home after a date and they take off their heels and suddenly get shorter. And then they look up at you.
What would be a benefit of dating you?
You can freely do whatever you want. I don’t get jealous.
One thing you’d bring to a deserted island?
Uh… a boat? LOL
Johnny’s sempai, kouhai, or douki* that you’re close to?
For douki, Miyata and Yokoo. For kouhai, I guess Travis Japan.
*Note: Most people know these words, but sempai are seniors/people higher in rank, kouhai are the opposite, their juniors/people of lower rank, and douki are their equals, in this case the people who joined Johnny's at the same time as, before, or after them.
Something people often get wrong about you?
People think I’m in a bad mood. It seems that the way I act on variety shows leaves a strong impression on people, so when I’m just being my normal, quiet self, they’re constantly asking me if I’m in a bad mood.
Give your life a title:
“Always Smile When Times Are Hard.” This is really important. When people are upset or angry, it’s difficult for everyone around them. I try to remain indifferent. Miyata is always smiling, and I think he’s a great example.
If you had to spend a million yen in a day, what would you do?
Invest it in something that would make it worth even more.
What would you do if you won the lottery?
Buy an apartment building. I want to rent it out, lol.
Who do you want to be like?
Nakai Masahiro. He created Busaiku and was really there for us for our album and tour. I hadn’t thought that such an incredibly kind person like that really existed.
If the world were ending next week, what would you do?
Go to Egypt and see the pyramids, and then eat soy sauce ramen as it ended.
Some small thing that’s bothering you right now:
I want to go diving, but I can’t!
Give yourself a score out of 100:
20. Variety shows are my thing, but every time, I think I could do better.
The best compliment someone could give you?
Uh, I’ve never really considered it. I’m more concerned about whether I’m satisfied with myself or not.
Dogs or cats?
Dogs!
Do you believe in aliens?
Yes. And from their point of view, WE’RE the aliens. LOL
When you’ve got free time on your hands, what do you end up doing?
Playing games. At work, I often play with Miyata.
What are the fans to you?
I couldn’t do this work without them. They’re the most important thing, after the other members.
Except for work, what are you into right now?
Half baths. I really liked going to the sauna, but I realized that sitting in a half-full tub also makes you sweat a ton. And since I can do it at home, I can then have a drink and go to bed, so it’s way better.
Your rival:
The other members.
Something you collect:
I have a lot of baseball caps.
When do you feel like you’re a proper adult?
…………..I guess that since I can’t come up with anything off the bat, that means I’m not a proper adult yet, LOL.
On the other hand, when do you still feel like a kid?
When I end up staying up way too late.
What part of you do you feel is sexy?
No clue! I guess my hands?
Something you want to do in 2020:
Watch the Olympics in person.
Something you want to do within the next 5 years:
Buy a second home with a hot spring.
Something you want to do within the next 10 years:
Hold a concert in the National Stadium.
What do you think Kisumai is lacking at the moment?
Our own individual regular TV programs.
Kisumai’s strength:
Our flexibility*. We can do any kind of work, from being cool to being comical.
*Note: Broad range of abilities.
What’s your role in the group?
Variety chief*!
*Group/section, could be just a member.
Your motto:
I guess “Always Smile When Times Are Hard.”
If you were in the Olympics, what event would you do?
Kind of randomly choosing, but the 100m dash.
Kitayama’s strong point:
Does everything 100%
Senga’s strong point:
His sensitivity.
Miyata’s strong point:
He’s a hard worker.
Yokoo’s strong point:
He’s good at so many different things.
Fujigaya’s strong point:
He’s the most mature, and he’s got the heart of a pro.
Tamamori’s strong point:
He’s never changed.
Kitayama’s weak point:
Since he gives everything 100%, he can’t take a step back.
Senga’s weak point:
He doesn’t listen to people. He just does what he wants.
Miyata’s weak point:
He’s way too nice to Tamamori, lol.
Yokoo’s weak point:
He gets irritated easily, and it shows, lol.
Fujigaya’s weak point:
He’s a bit __________*.
*Note: More like, he's not all there. But it's much gentler in Japanese. I'm still looking for a better way to express this. I'm open to ideas. Ditzy? He's sometimes just a little bit... naturally kind of... not the brightest? He's normally fine, but has moments that make you go "...WOW. o_o;"
Tamamori’s weak point:
He loses focus quickly.
What are you better at than the other members?
I think I’m the most positive. Recently, I’ve been trying to be careful to not use negative language. We did a program with the rugby player Goromaru and he’s that type of person, and I’d like to emulate that.
A message for the fans:
It’s because of you that we’re able to do what we do. Let’s continue to make great memories together. That kind of sounds like a proposal, huh? LOL
Please comment at the original entry.
Unedited, so if you notice mistakes (spelling, translation, or otherwise), let me know.
Takashi Nikaido - 700QUESTIONS & 700ANSWERS
A recent hobby/interest:
Scuba diving, but I haven’t been going…
Udon or soba?
Ugh, tough choice… soba!
A frequent dream:
Since elementary school, I’ve often dreamt that I’m in some sort of factory, trying to escape from something that’s chasing me.
Sweet or spicy?
Spicy. I don’t like sweet things.
How do you get yourself going when you’re low on energy?
I don’t. LOL
A place where you can relax:
I don’t cook, but in my kitchen. I can’t stay still, so I stand in my kitchen and drink.
Something you’re into right now:
Watching videos of eating contests. When I’m hungry, I feel satisfied just watching.
What do you do for your health or your body?
I drink homemade smoothies in the morning.
What sport do you like?
Since we did a segment for it on radio, I’m interested in blind rugby.
How many hours of sleep are best for you?
Six. If I sleep too much, I feel sluggish.
Something you bought in the last year that you really like:
Leather shoes. They don’t have a heel and they’re slip-ons, but I really like them and wear them a lot.
What’s your schedule like on your days off?
Wake up at 9, shower, and then just hang around drinking at home if I have no other plans. LOL
A time when you recently felt happy:
When eating great food.
Top three favorite foods:
3. Katsudon, 2. Shogayaki, 1. Ramen!
Favorite drink:
Cafe latte or tea.
Favorite color:
Black, I guess. Most of my clothes are black.
Top 3 movies:
3. Summer Wars, 2. A movie I saw recently - Yesterday. 1. The Harry Potter series.
Best trip of your life:
When we went to Saipan for the TV program Kingdom of Pets. They had us go scuba diving, and it was great!
Something you like about your appearance:
My hands, since people often tell me they’re nice.
Something you like about your personality:
I’m positive.
One thing you’d change about your appearance:
I’d like to have a more prominent* nose. Like Gaya’s would be good!
*Note: Prominent meaning a higher bridge.
One thing you’d change about your personality:
Nothing in particular. Although Miyata often tells me I’m too sensitive*. LOL
*Note: I want to translate this as "too anal" but. Could be emotionally sensitive, or just nitpicky about stuff/a perfectionist.
Shower or bath?
Bath. I like to sweat it out.
Somewhere you want to visit:
New Caledonia, for scuba diving!
Something you like about your house?
My fridge. I bought it when I first started living by myself, so this year I’ll have had it for 10 years.
How have you grown in the past year?
No idea, lol. But I’ve made it a point to stop complaining about being tired.
How would you like to improve in the next year?
I’d like to get a bit more into fashion.
Something important to you:
The watch that Nakai-san gave me.
How do you release stress?
Drink at home, lol.
If you could do another job, what would it be?
Something like construction work? I like making things and building things.
Favorite scent:
Citrus. Nothing too sweet.
Special skill:
I can quickly become friendly with store/restaurant staff.
Something you want right now:
A motorcycle license. My friend is always excited, talking about the drives they go on. I want to ride a Harley.
First thing you do when you wake up in the morning:
Shower.
What do you do before going to bed at night?
I’m always drinking, lol. But also watching random variety programs.
When do you get excited?
When I’m on variety programs.
When do you feel down?
I don’t, really.
When did you recently cry?
More than ten years ago, lol. I don’t remember why.
(Note: This interview was clearly done before 24-hour radio, because he cried his eyes out there and it was a Thing.)
When were you recently angry?
Uh, I don’t remember that either, lol. There’s no point to getting angry.
When did you recently laugh the most?
Filming with Hey! Say! JUMP yesterday, and Inoo-chan seemed to be just completely ignoring the whole theme* of the show and it made me laugh.
*Note: Literally "theory" - so the topic/purpose, etc.
Biggest moment of panic in your life?
Being on SMAP’s 27-hour TV. I will never forget how Nakai-san was like, “You sure you’re up for this?”
What’s always in your bag?
Wallet and phone. I don’t carry much, just a clutch.
When do you think, “I’m such an idiot”?
All the time, lol. Like when I can’t read kanji on radio.
Favorite number:
With meaning? Seven. Because there are seven of us.
What kind of food makes you happy if you’re served it at work?
Uh, anything’s fine. But I like ramen! LOL
Women’s fashion that you like?
Neat and tidy. A long dress, or a blouse and black slacks. Nothing too revealing.
For a lover, would you prefer an older woman, younger, or the same age?
I don’t think I really care.
What type of woman do you like?
Someone independent. I like women who are focused on their work. I think it’s cool if they’re like, “My work is more important than you.”
Perfect date:
Relaxing at home, or at a hot spring.
Perfect clothes for a date:
It depends where we’re going, but if it’s a fancy restaurant, for example, then a nice suit.
What do you want to eat on a date?
Yakiniku. Someplace casual where we can eat a lot and not worry about it.
Where would you go on a drive?
To each other’s hometowns. It’d be a good way to learn more about each other.
What non-Kisumai song have you listened to most in the past year?
An album by Tamaki Koji.
What are the conditions for someone you’d want to marry?
Someone who won’t be too controlling. I think I’d be disinterested in someone instantly if they grilled me about where I’m going and who I’m going with.
What is something women do that you find sexy?
That moment in the winter when they’re taking off their coat and you see a flash of their underarm.
What is something women do that you find cute?
I guess when you come home after a date and they take off their heels and suddenly get shorter. And then they look up at you.
What would be a benefit of dating you?
You can freely do whatever you want. I don’t get jealous.
One thing you’d bring to a deserted island?
Uh… a boat? LOL
Johnny’s sempai, kouhai, or douki* that you’re close to?
For douki, Miyata and Yokoo. For kouhai, I guess Travis Japan.
*Note: Most people know these words, but sempai are seniors/people higher in rank, kouhai are the opposite, their juniors/people of lower rank, and douki are their equals, in this case the people who joined Johnny's at the same time as, before, or after them.
Something people often get wrong about you?
People think I’m in a bad mood. It seems that the way I act on variety shows leaves a strong impression on people, so when I’m just being my normal, quiet self, they’re constantly asking me if I’m in a bad mood.
Give your life a title:
“Always Smile When Times Are Hard.” This is really important. When people are upset or angry, it’s difficult for everyone around them. I try to remain indifferent. Miyata is always smiling, and I think he’s a great example.
If you had to spend a million yen in a day, what would you do?
Invest it in something that would make it worth even more.
What would you do if you won the lottery?
Buy an apartment building. I want to rent it out, lol.
Who do you want to be like?
Nakai Masahiro. He created Busaiku and was really there for us for our album and tour. I hadn’t thought that such an incredibly kind person like that really existed.
If the world were ending next week, what would you do?
Go to Egypt and see the pyramids, and then eat soy sauce ramen as it ended.
Some small thing that’s bothering you right now:
I want to go diving, but I can’t!
Give yourself a score out of 100:
20. Variety shows are my thing, but every time, I think I could do better.
The best compliment someone could give you?
Uh, I’ve never really considered it. I’m more concerned about whether I’m satisfied with myself or not.
Dogs or cats?
Dogs!
Do you believe in aliens?
Yes. And from their point of view, WE’RE the aliens. LOL
When you’ve got free time on your hands, what do you end up doing?
Playing games. At work, I often play with Miyata.
What are the fans to you?
I couldn’t do this work without them. They’re the most important thing, after the other members.
Except for work, what are you into right now?
Half baths. I really liked going to the sauna, but I realized that sitting in a half-full tub also makes you sweat a ton. And since I can do it at home, I can then have a drink and go to bed, so it’s way better.
Your rival:
The other members.
Something you collect:
I have a lot of baseball caps.
When do you feel like you’re a proper adult?
…………..I guess that since I can’t come up with anything off the bat, that means I’m not a proper adult yet, LOL.
On the other hand, when do you still feel like a kid?
When I end up staying up way too late.
What part of you do you feel is sexy?
No clue! I guess my hands?
Something you want to do in 2020:
Watch the Olympics in person.
Something you want to do within the next 5 years:
Buy a second home with a hot spring.
Something you want to do within the next 10 years:
Hold a concert in the National Stadium.
What do you think Kisumai is lacking at the moment?
Our own individual regular TV programs.
Kisumai’s strength:
Our flexibility*. We can do any kind of work, from being cool to being comical.
*Note: Broad range of abilities.
What’s your role in the group?
Variety chief*!
*Group/section, could be just a member.
Your motto:
I guess “Always Smile When Times Are Hard.”
If you were in the Olympics, what event would you do?
Kind of randomly choosing, but the 100m dash.
Kitayama’s strong point:
Does everything 100%
Senga’s strong point:
His sensitivity.
Miyata’s strong point:
He’s a hard worker.
Yokoo’s strong point:
He’s good at so many different things.
Fujigaya’s strong point:
He’s the most mature, and he’s got the heart of a pro.
Tamamori’s strong point:
He’s never changed.
Kitayama’s weak point:
Since he gives everything 100%, he can’t take a step back.
Senga’s weak point:
He doesn’t listen to people. He just does what he wants.
Miyata’s weak point:
He’s way too nice to Tamamori, lol.
Yokoo’s weak point:
He gets irritated easily, and it shows, lol.
Fujigaya’s weak point:
He’s a bit __________*.
*Note: More like, he's not all there. But it's much gentler in Japanese. I'm still looking for a better way to express this. I'm open to ideas. Ditzy? He's sometimes just a little bit... naturally kind of... not the brightest? He's normally fine, but has moments that make you go "...WOW. o_o;"
Tamamori’s weak point:
He loses focus quickly.
What are you better at than the other members?
I think I’m the most positive. Recently, I’ve been trying to be careful to not use negative language. We did a program with the rugby player Goromaru and he’s that type of person, and I’d like to emulate that.
A message for the fans:
It’s because of you that we’re able to do what we do. Let’s continue to make great memories together. That kind of sounds like a proposal, huh? LOL
Please comment at the original entry.