[SJFF] 100 SJ Fic Challenge - 015 Lick (3/100)
“A-are you sure you know what you’re doing, Chullie?” Hankyung gulped as he looked down at his best friend who was busying himself with the object in his hands. The Chinese man had heard from the others for as long as he could remember that such a thing was definitely possible, but this was really the first time that he was seeing it with his own eyes.
Heechul shook his head exasperatedly at the worrywart, waving a hand dismissively up at the other male. “Trust me, this is definitely the way to do it,” he answered confidently, because he had done it before. He could definitely vouch for the method.
“Do… do you really have to lick it? I mean, it’s rather dirty and has a lot of germs on it,” the younger of the pair asked hesitantly as he watched Heechul work away deftly at the object. Hundreds upon thousands of thoughts flashed busily through his mind, but for the most part, Hankyung was actually worrying about the cleanliness of it. There was a variety of stories which he had heard about what could entail from this action, including the reality that a person could get painful ulcers in their mouth after doing this.
“Geez, Hannie, would you stop worrying? I know what I’m doing,” Heechul snapped again, getting more and more annoyed. “Just stay put and let me finish this, alright? Didn’t you want to get this over and done with as soon as possible?” he continued, dipping his head down again to give the object in his hand a clean lick.
Hankyung only looked on without saying anything else, because he knew that the older male was on the verge of blowing up if he continued to fuss about the latter’s action. Nonetheless, he shook out of his reverie when Heechul was about to complete a new action, a hand flying forward to stop the older male. “Ah Chul! Not there!” he yelled.
Both of their heads snapped in the direction of the bedroom door when a loud thud came from entrance, in tandem with Hankyung’s shout, only to find Donghae and Hyukjae sprawled across the floor in a mangled heap. The younger duo immediately straightened themselves and turned to leave before they were murdered for eavesdropping, but Hankyung was a step faster than them, deftly pulling them back by the scruff of their shirts.
“So, what exactly were the both of you doing at my door?” Heechul asked, tapping his foot impatiently while he waited for an answer. The two boys grinned sheepishly at Heechul and Hankyung, throwing nervous glances at one another as they kept prompting the other to explain their actions to their very scary hyung.
In the end, Hyukjae took the responsibility as the older one out of the pair, and confessed about their actions. “Well… we kinda overheard your conversation with Hankyung hyung while passing by, so we decided to find out what you were doing…” he said, only to receive a painful jab to the side from Donghae when he mentioned something that wasn’t meant to be said.
“And what exactly did you think we’re doing?” Hankyung questioned, earning a loud groan from Donghae’s direction. He turned to look at the latter questioning, silently demanding for an explanation.
“There’s no need to ask them, Hannie. It’s obvious that these two have their minds in a gutter. How many times do I have to tell you to stop reading HanChul stories that the fans are writing?” Heechul said, narrowing his eyes menacingly at Hyukjae and Donghae. The both of them flinched a little under the scrutiny from their hyungs.
“So what were you doing, hyung?” Donghae found his voice moments later.
“It’s not our fault that your conversation sounds so suggestive…” Hyukjae supplemented, shrinking a little when Heechul snapped his head angrily at him once again.
“Like I said, get your minds out of the gutter. Hannie just wanted to seal the envelope, but he didn’t want me to lick it because he’s afraid that the sealant’s dirty,” Heechul rolled his eyes.
“But it’s true, you can get your mouth infected. And besides, you were about to paste the stamp on the wrong side of the envelope, babo Chul,” Hankyung snorted, effectively triggering another verbal war between him and Heechul. And meanwhile, Hyukjae and Donghae quietly sneaked off, thus successfully avoiding an imminent slaughter, courtesy of Heechul.
A/N: Be truthful, how many of you had naughty thoughts? *snickers*
Heechul shook his head exasperatedly at the worrywart, waving a hand dismissively up at the other male. “Trust me, this is definitely the way to do it,” he answered confidently, because he had done it before. He could definitely vouch for the method.
“Do… do you really have to lick it? I mean, it’s rather dirty and has a lot of germs on it,” the younger of the pair asked hesitantly as he watched Heechul work away deftly at the object. Hundreds upon thousands of thoughts flashed busily through his mind, but for the most part, Hankyung was actually worrying about the cleanliness of it. There was a variety of stories which he had heard about what could entail from this action, including the reality that a person could get painful ulcers in their mouth after doing this.
“Geez, Hannie, would you stop worrying? I know what I’m doing,” Heechul snapped again, getting more and more annoyed. “Just stay put and let me finish this, alright? Didn’t you want to get this over and done with as soon as possible?” he continued, dipping his head down again to give the object in his hand a clean lick.
Hankyung only looked on without saying anything else, because he knew that the older male was on the verge of blowing up if he continued to fuss about the latter’s action. Nonetheless, he shook out of his reverie when Heechul was about to complete a new action, a hand flying forward to stop the older male. “Ah Chul! Not there!” he yelled.
Both of their heads snapped in the direction of the bedroom door when a loud thud came from entrance, in tandem with Hankyung’s shout, only to find Donghae and Hyukjae sprawled across the floor in a mangled heap. The younger duo immediately straightened themselves and turned to leave before they were murdered for eavesdropping, but Hankyung was a step faster than them, deftly pulling them back by the scruff of their shirts.
“So, what exactly were the both of you doing at my door?” Heechul asked, tapping his foot impatiently while he waited for an answer. The two boys grinned sheepishly at Heechul and Hankyung, throwing nervous glances at one another as they kept prompting the other to explain their actions to their very scary hyung.
In the end, Hyukjae took the responsibility as the older one out of the pair, and confessed about their actions. “Well… we kinda overheard your conversation with Hankyung hyung while passing by, so we decided to find out what you were doing…” he said, only to receive a painful jab to the side from Donghae when he mentioned something that wasn’t meant to be said.
“And what exactly did you think we’re doing?” Hankyung questioned, earning a loud groan from Donghae’s direction. He turned to look at the latter questioning, silently demanding for an explanation.
“There’s no need to ask them, Hannie. It’s obvious that these two have their minds in a gutter. How many times do I have to tell you to stop reading HanChul stories that the fans are writing?” Heechul said, narrowing his eyes menacingly at Hyukjae and Donghae. The both of them flinched a little under the scrutiny from their hyungs.
“So what were you doing, hyung?” Donghae found his voice moments later.
“It’s not our fault that your conversation sounds so suggestive…” Hyukjae supplemented, shrinking a little when Heechul snapped his head angrily at him once again.
“Like I said, get your minds out of the gutter. Hannie just wanted to seal the envelope, but he didn’t want me to lick it because he’s afraid that the sealant’s dirty,” Heechul rolled his eyes.
“But it’s true, you can get your mouth infected. And besides, you were about to paste the stamp on the wrong side of the envelope, babo Chul,” Hankyung snorted, effectively triggering another verbal war between him and Heechul. And meanwhile, Hyukjae and Donghae quietly sneaked off, thus successfully avoiding an imminent slaughter, courtesy of Heechul.
A/N: Be truthful, how many of you had naughty thoughts? *snickers*