Dear Doctor Who,
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
UGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE. WHY.
And it was so good until the last two minutes, too, I was all like, "What was I even worried for? This was awesome! We got weird new villains and interspecies Victorian lesbians and Roranicus Pondicus and a cool young soldier who is totally going to be River Song so I don't have to worry about-- WAIT. WAAAAAAAAIT. WAIT. FUCK YOU MOFFAT. FUCK. YOU!!!"
...Basically.
GODDAMMIT YOU GUYS, I'M LIKE REALLY PROPERLY ANNOYED.