painted portraits of minions and slaves, crotch maidens and one-night stays

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It was nearing about two-o-clock when I noticed the blue hue of the television turn off and fade to black, all the while the ear-sore of white noise filling the room. I decided to get up and fetch my things, as it had been at least an hour too long. They noticed me as I tried to make an exit, tied loosely to the aprons of our Italian mothers; I do

Comments

[avaadore2]

Suave! Goddamn, you're one suave fucker!

[avaadore2]

go suck dog cock.

[avaadore2]

;)

*chuckles*

[emtions_at_stir]

Oh look...An update...

<3

[singletrack86]

Holy shit. An update??

[erichowens]

Johnathan, I fear you've grown insane. You great big dandy.

[greenxwithxenvy]

hey, i saw you today at barnes and noble.