Comments | snufflatron3000: DestructaSloth 3000. With a plan.

kroker in snufflatron3000

DestructaSloth 3000. With a plan.

Jul 20, 2009 20:30

Today I will

Drink milk
Vomit on bed, hands and clothes
Vomit in mummy's bed
Produce LiquiShit(tm)
Change nappy and clothes
Vomit in daddy's bed
Soil new nappy with LiquiShit(tm)
Vomit on clothes
Change nappy and clothes
Sleep
Repeat above plan every hour

Sincerely,
DestructaSloth 3000

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destructasloth popsimon July 20 2009, 19:59:33 UTC

you are a lot like your daddy x

tattysquawk July 20 2009, 21:19:40 UTC

eurgh.
It's faulty, can't you get it exchanged for a drier version?

(LOL at Popsimon)

kroker July 21 2009, 13:24:57 UTC

i tried to throw it out with the nappies today, but the nanny wouldn't let me.

tattysquawk July 21 2009, 14:17:17 UTC

then Nanny can sit outside with it until the fault is fixed :-)

(hope it's all a bit drier today)

kroker July 21 2009, 14:18:11 UTC

nope. but the fever is down, which is nice. maybe i'll get more than 2 hours sleep tonight...

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dvae July 20 2009, 23:02:48 UTC

Wow sounds like a nightmare

kroker July 21 2009, 13:24:28 UTC

gastric flu it seems. everyone excluding p23 but incuding nanny. sux.

kakmonster July 21 2009, 05:48:44 UTC

Mummy and daddy have separate beds?

kroker July 21 2009, 13:23:57 UTC

no, but it's big enough to have a daddy-side and a mummy-side :)

best bed ever. it's big. it's soft. it's warm. mmm.