Touché, Meyshi... touché.

[snuffylicious]

Story Or Series Title: ArgentAmeth (No, I'm NOT sure if it's supposed to be two words.)
Fandom: The Boy Who Shagged A Rockstar
Culprit Author's Name: Meyshi, a repeat offender and royal pain in the arse

Full Name (plus titles if any): They're ALL horrifying, but the primary offender is "Teegan Khamaar Gylden" -- I SHIT YOU NOT.
Full Species(es): "

Comments

[xxmissemaleexx]

Better watch out. Meyshi'll sic her lawyers on you!

[snuffylicious]

OH NOES. NOT THE WASHED-UP SPORT STAR! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!

[dreamstalk]

gold and white Gryffindor tie?! May The Drowned God be merciful to Meysi. Crismon and gold tie!

[mercury_glitch]

If we sacraficed her to the Drowned God I'm not sure if he'd keep her, or let her come back. I mean if he lets her return it's like saying she's a chosen warrior of his. I doubt even the Damphair would continue his success rate if he tried to rebirth her.

[dreamstalk]

Let's give her to Melisandre.

[mercury_glitch]

A fine idea, let the flames consume her.

pun intended

[rainydaymadness]

Rainyday: Hgh--hgh--hghhh *grabs throat* He-elp meeee...
Dark Sith Lord: But, Harry's got the Thumping PowerTM!
Rainyday: *grabs front of DSL's robes* KILL THE BITCHTHOR THEN, KILL HER!
Dark Sith Lord: But...shouldn't we be telling snuffylicious how good of a spork it was? How much we were laughing?
Rainyday: Well, what a brilliant idea! But right now, I'M CHOKING ON THE SUETHOR'S STUPIDITY!!!!!
Harry: Let's trade, I'll give you the Thumping PowerTM and I get the Capslock O' RageTM back.

[estas_absentis]

I must be some kind of glutton for punishment, but pleaaaase spork some more!

If it gets too mind-drilling, just remember - it's in the spirit of sweet rebellion against bitchy Suethors :)

*totally didn't look at the sporkage-characters and assume this was Harry/Draco. Not at all.*

[mercury_glitch]

As an American I am glad to not take blame for something, afterall we're so often at fault these days it's nice to find a time when we aren't.