GIFT: Sleeping Beauty (PG-13), for eeyore9990

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Title: Sleeping Beauty
Author: shiv5468
Beta Reader: scatteredlogic
Recipient: eeyore9990
Rating: PG-13
(Highlight to View) Warning(s): None.
Recipient's Prompt: Disney princess fic--with a twist. Snape is the princess and Luna is the dashing hero. Bonus for Snape being bothered by twittering birds and singing mice. :D (Prompt One.)
Summary: Some day your dreams may just come

Comments

[moreteadk]

Awwww Princess Severus the Sweary of Bastard. :p That was sweet. It took me a moment to catch on to the meaning of Luna's tasks when rescuing him, but that was really smart.

I'm a little confused though. I have a suspicion of who you are but I if I'm right then I've mis-guessed somewhere else where I was also pretty sure it was you. And you can't be you twice, can you?

[shiv5468]

Well I oculd be me twice if I did a pinch hit, but I didn't, so I can't ;-)

Which one did you think was me as well then, assuming you thought this one was me.

[moreteadk]

Okay, I admit pinch hit possiblities hadn't crossed my mind, but yes, I had guessed you here. The Lucius bit was kind of a give-away. ;) I thought bethbethbeth's story might have been you also. It felt a bit like you in style, I thought. I was surprised that wasn't you, but strangely not surprised it was her... which is a bit of a paradox, isn't it?

[shiv5468]

Thank you

[eeyore9990]

OMG, this entire thing was made of pure win! I was giggling throughout and nodding along at the ridiculousness of "Romance" and feeling so very smug because it's mine, mine, ALL MINE! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Favorite bits:

-The whole conversation about romance as held by Hermione and Snape.
-Severus lost in a sea of pink satin! *\o/*
-Lucius offering to kiss Snape and being told to piss off!
-Snape having a secret biscuit stash. *eyes my basket of mini-chocolates with glee*
-Luna's way of "defeating" the obstacles placed in her path. I like her!
-This tidbit: "I think he really wanted to be rescued for once," she said.

"Don't we all, at heart." Very deep, Lucius. *pats him*

And though it's pretty well covered in my love for Luna, this bit was hysterical:

"Trust is important in a relationship," she murmured to herself. "Besides these are not real crocodiles, and these are not real legs. This is all allegorical. Does that mean you are allegoricallators? If so, I do apologise for calling you crocodiles

[shiv5468]

Ah I'm so glad you liked it dear. I hoped you would!

[calanthe_fics]

Oh, oh, oh. Little fic, you MUST have been written by the inimitable High Priestess. You've got the banter down pat. Perfect!

[shiv5468]

High Priestess of what? Shoes? Blonds?

Thank you :D

[calanthe_fics]

The Cult of Blonds, of course!

[shiv5468]

Ah how one hopes ;-)

[pokeystar]

Princess Sweary of Bastard is the best thing ever.

If you want a rescuer, pick a Ravenclaw, I say. No fuss, no muss.

&hearts

[shiv5468]

Her Royal Highness Princess Sweary of Bastard to you!