Title: Of Vampires And Wolves In Heat
Author:
j_folkedWord Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: #104 ~ Vampires
Characters: Remus/Severus
Disclaimer: All characters and situations from Harry Potter are the property of JK Rowling and others. No copyright infringement is intended.
Authors Notes: Don't know where this came from. Beta read by the lovely
faeriechii.
"Lupin, will you hurry up? This was your atrocious idea after all."
"I'm here and I heard that last bit. That death glare of yours hadn't had the intended effect on me in years."
"I still don't understand why I have to be submitted to this farce. Muggles portraying vampires. Vampires would be appalled if they knew how misleading all these films are. Just look at that, it's just plain ridiculous. If that's a vampire I am Black's best... hmmm. I thought... you wanted... vampires... film...oh, Merlin."
"Let's see how well I can portray a wolf in heat, shall we?"