the hoover is a lot more entertaining then you would think.

work tonight was good, first day back in 2 months. i sold 300 shots, which is ok. and better then i expected there was much fighting at fruit cupboard which was hilarious lots of 'your mother is a cunt' etc etc and throwing of bottles and then jumping in a land rover we tried to get toed. nevr mmind ( Read more... )

ell yes, its red and but ok now that i have washed it with baby shampoo, thank you tom. but it is in my good eye and since i left my glasses in london every thing more then 5 metres away is blurry. grrrrh ( Read more... )

WHATS DOWN THE FUCKING HATCH?

i am uber happy and yay! but its sad that i am at uni for 2 whole weeks before reading week. i really love it up here but i want to be back in london. why do good things happen at the wrong time? hmph. anyway i need to sleep will update you on random stuffs soon. not that it will be very interesting but any ways.

golly gosh i haven't updated in a long time. today someone in ho no's told me my accent was common, oi love yous got a comm'n acen' innit. he then explane he thouhgt id be forieng but COME ON. eijet ( Read more... )

what have i done?

Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrasing it is ( Read more... )

ohmyfuckinggod i have had possibly the best night ever disspite being a sore as possible because of a week late period ( Read more... )

the standard star was fun. first time we've all been out, i think. extreme presence og purple hair and black grrrrh t shirts. also as nim said 'sticky floor' had a nice chat with girl with pnk purple blue black and ginger hair in the toilet and some people got covered in blood. snake bite is good stuff and the licking humping and skanking was fun ( Read more... )