I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

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"I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!"
"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!Wow. It's been forever since I've updated this thing

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You say holla ... rock!

How does it feel to play for a softball team that wins?