because it tickled me

[so_esoteric]

Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?

It's always erect,
Stays up for 12 days and nights,
Has cute balls,
And looks good with the lights on!

Comments

[alex_hoban]

yea but i dare you to actually have sex with one..

[so_esoteric]

hmmmm...tempting!

although i quite like getting tangled in the tinsel over the festive season!