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Oct 12, 2005 19:18

Google your name and use 'needs' after it. IE - Ashley needs. Then post the top ten search resualts ( Read more... )

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Im going to de-range SOME OF THESE LOL because Im bored and feel retarded. :) <3 rantfactory October 13 2005, 02:51:17 UTC
Ashley needs a new genre (AS OPPOSED TO AN "OLD" GENRE)

ASHLEY NEEDS TO GET HERSELF AN EDUCATION (ASHLEY NEEDS SOMEONE TO GET AN EDUCATION FOR HER SO SHE DOESNT HAVE TO HERSELF) LOL Im making these sound so stupid.

Ashley needs an experienced family (ASHLEY NEEDS AN UNEXPERIENCED FAMILY)

Ashley needs to be more realistic in her expectations (ASHLEY SHOULDNT WANT OR EXPECT GOOD THINGS, SHE SHOULD BE NEGATIVE AND EXPECT THINGS TO ALWAYS BE SHITTY! BECAUSE THE WORLD IS AWFUL!)

Ashley needs to chill and consider learning a second language (ASHLEY NEEDS TO SPEAK HALF GERMAN AND HALF LATIN BECAUSE 1/2 LATIN + 1/2 GERMAN = 1 NEW SECOND LANGUAGE AND THEN CHILL WITH PENGUINS)

Ashley needs to go: straight to Jesus Christ (UNLESS HE IS BUSY AND HIS "BE BACK IN 5 MINUTES" SIGN IS ON THE DOOR)

Ashley needs to do a little more research on her period, instead of assuming that 'one size fits all' (ASHLEY NEEDS TO GO TO THE DRUG STORE, RIP OPEN EVERY BOX OF TAMPONS, AND TRY THEM ON IN THE AISLE BEFORE DECIDING WHICH BRAND SHE LIKES)

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Re: Im going to de-range SOME OF THESE LOL because Im bored and feel retarded. :) <3 so_fucking_mint October 13 2005, 12:51:23 UTC
LMAO I should really rip open a box of tampons or something at Walmart so people can be like "What are you doing?" And I'll reply with. "I just wanted to try them out."

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I did 11... cause I'm cool sobetina69 October 13 2005, 03:05:48 UTC
Tina needs a slower pace
Tina needs to see this
Tina needs help
Tina's specific needs?
Tina needs to narrow her shoulders and create a waist with
fitted jackets and fishtail skirts.
TINA needs the OMG!
Tina needs something else to propel her into the A-List
of even the D-List. She's not stupid.
Tina's old car is totaled when a tree falls on it
"tina needs to be kicked in the face multiple times"
Tina needs to get a laugh
every 10 minutes or she gets nervous
Tina needs to make a
choice. This is a warning sign. Things may get worse,

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brutal__romance October 13 2005, 09:08:09 UTC
...I feel jipped.
I get no results.
CURSES!
Foiled again!!!

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bluefallenangel October 16 2005, 21:56:41 UTC
haha thats pretty funny ;D

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unpaved_love April 8 2007, 05:44:35 UTC
Its Jess, add me back

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