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[so_graham]

Blaise, you don't suppose we could skip the pint and I'll just drop on by to the dinner party hm?

Been harried endlessly at work. My deskwitch gets sacked because of a small fire whose origins are unclear, and now I must do all of my stupid interview scheduling.

Not to mention that I've been assigned one of Lee Jordan's stories about quidditch a

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[wicked_scrod]

Oh, but your obituaries were always so interesting. You made all the deaths of the elderly so exciting.

Even if their families didn't agree...

[so_graham]

That's the shame of it really, there were so many people dead back then, one just had to do something to liven up and add colour to the deaths.

Oh no, the number of howlers I got for "disrespect"...

That's my problem...not enough people are dying.

[nott_likely]

I'm sure you could cook something inventive up. After all, who's going to know if it's true or not?

Anyway, I do hope you can make it to Zabini's gathering on Friday; if anything it will provide an escape from the horrors of your desk.

[so_graham]

I would make something up only the England National team
is playing a tournament game to see who will go on to the finals, half of England will be at the game, bloody getting pissed off their arses at that game

[adrians_wall]

Keep in mind that quidditch supporters get worked up for no reason at all, so don't go giving them a reason to send you stinkbombs or worse for god's sake.

[so_graham]

Worse? For a bloody story?

I'd hate to know what they send you when you lose.

[camdenblaiser]

That's fine, and you do know that winding you up was only to wind up Baddock, correct? See you Friday, mate.

[wicked_scrod]

You're too good to me, Zabini.

[camdenblaiser]

Is Cynthia coming to dinner?

[wicked_scrod]

Yes, she is.

[viridianlaurel]

I suppose if the most complicated thing my job required of me was the ability to alphabetise I might resort to pyromania out of sheer boredom, but that is a little strange.

Quidditch? All you need to know is that the Magpies are, always have been, and always will be the best. Simple.

[rogered]

You wish.

[viridianlaurel]

Last time I checked, they awarded points for putting the quaffle through the goal, not for injuries caused, so no, I think you wish.